“What is the deal with them?” I asked my friend, Ben. He’s a Scorpio with an Aquarius rising.
“The deal with them?” he asked. “There is no deal with them, they’re boring.”
“What do you mean, boring?”
“What do you mean, what do I mean? They’re boring. You know what boring is, Elsa. And these people are boring. They are nothing but boring.”
“You’ve got to be kidding me,” I said.
“No, I’m not kidding you. Have you never met someone who was boring before? He asked.
“No…no, I don’t think I have.”
“Well I have! In fact, most people are boring. I can’t believe you don’t know this. You’re waiting for boring people to do something interesting and they never will.”
“Never?” I was incredulous.
“Never. Boring people don’t do interesting things so if you’re waiting for that to happen, you’re going to be disappointed…”
What makes a person boring?