Dear Elsa, A couple of years ago I met a woman at a pivotal moment in her life. I was camping with both her and her boyfriend. One thing that stands out from that night is the look in her … Read More…
Hi Elsa, My boyfriend and I are opposites in many ways. Our common ground seems to be shrinking and our sex drives, while always mismatched, are vastly different now. He seems to be content with a largely platonic relationship while … Read More…
I heard once that people showed you their stuff within the first five minutes. The claim was if you paid attention, you could determine the entire course of an interaction in the first few moments of meeting someone. I had … Read More…
It’s amusing to me, I learned to guess a man’s Mars sign while out looking for sperm. I have already copped to having done this and so no one should be shocked. This was a dozen years ago. I had … Read More…
If you’re an astrologer and willing to admit it publicly, invariably you will be asked to guess people’s Sun signs. In a party setting I mean. This is exceedingly difficult to do. Legend has it that one renowned astrologer used … Read More…
Dear Elsa, I have stopped looking at my chart a long time ago because I tend to only see bad things. Three years ago, I started to really get depressed. I actually thought of dying many times. I was known … Read More…
Dear Elsa, I have a job, a lovely place and money. The only problem is I don’t do well with others. I fear rejection and tend to sabotage any chances for love through coldness and escapism – probably due to … Read More…