Voice Of Mars – Soldier Seeks Good War

The soldier today… dials me up:

“P, you busy?”

“No, what do you need?”

“Can you check the news and see if there are some people in Tennessee who want to secede from the Union?”

“Yeah, I heard that but didn’t read it. Hold one.” I googled. “Yeah, they are meeting in Chattanooga. But it looks like they are not the ones who want to secede. Apparently Vermont wants to secede and they want to help them. The conservatives want to keep the country and are going to lobby to let liberals secede, no problem.”

“Oh. Dang. I was hoping there might be a good war or something I could go to.”

“No, no. Nice try though,” I said, snorting. “Keep your hopes up, I guess.” 😉

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