Tag Archives: humor
“I’m sorry, you’ll have to speak a little louder, Bert! I can’t hear you! I have a banana in my ear!”
–Ernie, Sesame Street
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know”
–Groucho Marx
“I wanna rock and roll all night… and part of every day.”
–One of My Friends, misheard lyrics
Astro Humor by Loonsounds – Enjoy!
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The soldier… he’s in California. “Yeah, the one guy was nice but then this other guy driving the forklift was an asshole. He was an asshole so I became a hayseed.” “Yeah?” “Yep. I got right up next to him, … Read More…
Loonsounds writes: Is your lover really gone for good? Dumped by an Aries You find yourself alone, standing amidst blowing dust and flecks, strips of black tire tracks, heavy gasoline fumes, and very little else. Slowly, slowly, the sound of … Read More…
Eventually Billy’s friends stumbled in and Billy was visibly encouraged. He was falling down hard and apparently he thought things would turnaround at this point. Back in control, he stood up and gallantly offered me his hand. I stood and … Read More…