Neptune In Scorpio: Sexual Energy Leaking All Over The Place

beerThe soldier has a Pisces rising… Moon Neptune in Scorpio. He emits a sexuality he has no awareness of.

He calls me up. “I think there is a gay man in there,” he said.

“Yeah?” I laughed. “Someone hitting on you again? That’s good. Good that you’re learning to spot a gay man in the world, I mean.”

“Well I think he’s gay. He might be gay; I was going to ask you what you thought.”

“Okay then what happened? Tell me and I’ll tell you.”

“Well you know how it’s been going since Mercury has been flyin’ (soldier for retrograde). So I decided to have a beer. And since this guy said I could have a beer in the store, I decided I would.”

“Uh huh.”

“So I got my beer and since he said there was nowhere nearby to eat, I got a slice of pizza. This is like a convenience store and they had some pizza there, so I ordered a slice and when he was getting it from the rack there, the tip of it ripped. And he said, oh. Since that happened I won’t charge you for this.”

I snorted.

“Yeah. It made me think of that other guy who didn’t charge me for the taquitos that time I was with you. (Men Hunting Men In The Wild: The Soldier Oblivious) So anyway, I was having my beer and eating my pizza and he’s talking to me the whole time from the counter. How’s that pizza, he yelled. Pizza’s good, I said. He would not shut up. Want another piece, he asked.”

I laughed.

“It’s free!” he said. ˜There’s no charge if you’d like another piece.”

“Oh Jesus Christ. Yes, he’s hitting on you.”

“Well I thought he might be. Because he just kept talking to me… showing me maps and telling me all kinds of things I didn’t want to know. I had no interest in anything he was saying and the I went outside he followed me…”

“Yeah, well he is definitely sniffing around and you have apparently learned to spot a gay man in the wild, so congratulations. I would say if some guy buys your dinner as they seem so inclined to do, that’s a pretty good sign.”

 “Yeah, I think you’re right. And this is a convenience store and I was sitting in there drinking a beer. They has these little booths there… two of them where you could sit and have a hotdog or something, but a beer? I don’t think you are supposed to drink beer in a store like that do you?”

“Not sure.”

“Well as I was sitting there it occurred to me it was unusual. I’ve never seen anyone drink a beer in a convenience store in my life, yet he invited me to do exactly that.”

I laughed.

“Yeah, I felt pretty stupid. People were coming in there and looking me like, hey. What’s that guy doing drinking a beer in here?”

I snorted. “Yeah, well I guess he liked your look so he set you up there for his viewing pleasure. I don’t know what to tell you. If I were him I’d have done the same thing.”


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Neptune In Scorpio: Sexual Energy Leaking All Over The Place — 6 Comments

  1. I know things I know now that I didn’t at 23 or so. A very good friend told me years ago “No one’s going to ask you out, they think that you know what you want and would go get it if you needed it.”
    Well, he was right, but at the time I was depressed about only attracting men who wanted to have me as their mistress. I was unaware of what I was emitting and frankly, that was a process of becoming that terrified me. I was scared to own my sexuality for a long time. And now I am happy to have entered my 30s! Yay!

  2. I rarely get asked out. I know it’s not because I’m unattractive, but occasionally someone will say “Do you know how many people have told me that you’re gorgeous?” and I have to start wondering about it because it’s very difficult for me to wrap my head around my appeal, whatever it is. I have a Pisces moon square Neptune.

  3. I had no idea how much fun I can be..or how many dates I can attract. Neptune in 2nd square jupiter in the 5th. If I’m feeling confident I can really load on the charm 😛

  4. Lol, elsa elsa your stories of you and the solider have me in hysterics all the time. I love them.

    I am somewhat aware of my sexual attractiveness. I know I can be sexy (pluto conjunct venus, scorp sun) but I underestimate exactly how much (neptune conjunct mars, Pisces Rising). I think Im aware of the effect I have but then I question it. Is it me or them? Am I projecting or is this really happening? I get all confused. Its quite funny actully. Im still coming to terms on how to exactly intergate and get hold of all this though.

    Anyways funny story!

  5. I was tempted to answer “very” (Sun in Leo) but changed it to “somewhat” because it sounded less cocky (Mars and Venus in Libra). 😛 But I can usually tell when I’m on – with Mars, Venus and Pluto conjunct, it’s pretty noticable.

  6. I bring a lot of presence, but people can be too scared to ask me out, I have to tone myself down sometimes. But othertimes I just bring it! I like feeling hot. Mars in Leo, taurus rising. Neptune in 7th or 8th depending on the house method.

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