Dear Elsa, What’s wrong.. is it my looks or personality that can’t get a man to approach me? I always find that I have to approach men… they don’t approach me. I’ve told a few guys that I am interested … Read More…
Dear Elsa, I am a divorced father who came out of the closet about 2 years ago. Over the past year, a co-worker who is about 10 years younger quickly became my best friend and moved in with me. We … Read More…
“Whatcha doin’ P?” the soldier asked. We were on the phone. “Oh, I’m suffering through another episode of The Unit. This one is about SERE school,” I said. SERE is where they teach you to withstand torture. “I like watching … Read More…
Do you ever think about lowering your expectations? This is another concept I think may come into vogue as a way to solve problems as Saturn leaves Leo for earthy Virgo and Jupiter and Pluto land in Capricorn post their … Read More…
Dear Elsa, How do I stop always trying to be right? I am newlywed, and I don’t know if it is just the stress of being newly married, but my and my husband have been having arguing about stupid little … Read More…
While chatting with the soldier today he mentioned the year we met. I knew Saturn was close to where it is now but I did not know it in the exact place! Not the kind of thing an astrologer should … Read More…
“Did you even get coffee this morning?” I asked the soldier. “Yeah, I got some coffee but it was garlic coffee.” “Garlic coffee?” “Yeah. I dumped what I thought was creamer into my coffee but turns out it was garlic.” … Read More…
“Yeah, it’ll be nice in the desert, P,” the soldier said. We can get out there and build ourselves some machine gun nests.” “Some what?” “Machine gun nests. Nests to hide your machine gun,” he explained. I was pretty sure … Read More…
Dear Elsa How do you know when you are in love with someone? I think I may be in love with this person. I think about them all the time, and yeah I do imagine being with them all the … Read More…