I wish I could tell you all about my Scorpio friend's recent drama. It involves crazy roommates, guns, the swat team, group sex, trips to the loony bin, trips to Japan, old lovers, new girlfriends, dry wall, and a bottle of whisky.
After he got done telling me the sordid tale I said:
"This chapter is called 'the things you invite on yourself when you're a Scorpio.' You crazy fucking Scorpio, you."
Him: "I know."
Sorry, Scorpio friend 🙁
I know a psycho-Scorp too! Gets himself in to problem after problem by the seems of it!
Sounds like a Quentin Tarantino movie...
Ouch! I have Neptune Scorpio.
ETA: I wish I could talk about what the hell has been happening in my life... Pluto-Uranus...