“Why would she do that?” I asked a friend in true puzzlement. “Jack me up over and over …and then come try to be friends?”
“She wants something, I guess.”
“Well jeez,” I said. “Don’t you cross the bridge before you burn it?”
“That’s good! I’ll burn that bridge when I come to it!”
“I’m going to put this on my blog. I think it would be good to tell people the order of operations. If you see a bridge you want to burn, you should cross the thing first…”
What have you learned in this life? Give us one strong piece of advice!