Speaking of wasting time (in therapy)…
Scott used to go the therapy, he had been seeing this guy for about 4 years. He told me he hadn’t gotten anything from it, calling his therapist “ineffectual”. This did not stop him from going though, and paying the guy his $150 an hour.
Now I got tired just hearing this. I was exhausted. “Why don’t you go in there and get your money’s worth for a change?” I asked.
“Sure, Elsie, but how?”
I told him to go in there and tell his therapist that I said he had a fear of castration and maybe they should work on that.
“I don’t have a fear of castration,” he said.
“Yes you do,” I said, rattling off my evidence. Scott would use these phrases all the time that SCREEEEEEAM fear of castration. His jaw dropped when he saw I had proof and being Scott, someone who loves to provoke people, he went to therapy the next week…
“Elsie says you are ineffectual and we should talk about my fear of castration. And by the way. How come you never told me I had a fear of castration? Elsie says it’s obvious and it seems she’s right. How come you didn’t know about this? Elsie says there must be something wrong with you if you can’t see that I have…”
Ha ha ha. After that, I guess he watched the little people squirm. 😉