“If you were with me right now you’d be pissed,” the soldier said from the road.
“Oh, the whores are on the radio trying to drum up some business.”
“Yeah? What are they saying?”
“It a beautiful day in Nevada,” he said in a whore’s voice. “Do you need a break? I’m a blonde with 38 double D’s,” he said with his voice shrill. “Alllllll natural! And I’ve got hardwood floors with tongue and grooooove!”
I snorted. “Oh God, is that enticing?”
“Hell no. Whores don’t entice me. I am not enticed by Nevada whores. I have seen whores all over the world and not been enticed. Come on, P. I don’t like giving up two bucks for ice!”
“Yeah, I pay $1.69 for a thermos of coffee and if it’s weak, I’m mad.”