“I’m clean as a peach,” the soldier said, brightly. “I had a bubble bath and a shower,” he added.
“You had a bubble bath?” He is at an Arizona truck stop with Indians who have large bathtub for 2 in their truck stops.
“Yep! They said, do you want some soap and some bubble bath? I said, yeah. I’ll have some soap and some bubble bath!”
“Yep, so I went in there and soaked in the bubble bath until I was prune-y.”
“Did it smell?”
“Yup! Smelled like bubble bath. It was perfumy all right, that’s why I stood and took a shower and now I am clean as a peach!”