“P, I am tired of going to the store to get a belt and having them say, what size,” the soldier said, pausing for dramatic effect. “Equator,” he said.
“Yeah, me and you can’t go to some tropical island on vacation – They won’t let us in.”
“No, you can’t come. Your belly is too big, it will shift the tides. You stay home, we don’t want a tsunami.”
Do you appreciate self-deprecating humor?