“Yeah, I was singing in the sauna tonight,”the soldier explained.
“Yeah, what song?”
“Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks! Tough kids, sissy kids, even kids with chicken pox love hotdogs! Armour Hotdogs! You know?”
“Yeah, I know it. You mean you were singing it in your head?”
“No, I was singing it out loud.”
I laughed. “And? What do the people say when you sing that?”
“Nothin’. They don’t ask me to make steam, they don’t ask me about politics any more so..?”
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