Venus Square Neptune – Confusion Reigns

waist.jpg“I would like you to put your hands on my waist,” I told the soldier. “Hurry, while I still have one.”

“Oh, P, you have always had a waist. Even when you yelled at me for getting you fat you still had a waist. When you said the buttons were popping off you uniform?”

“I remember.”

“Well I’ve popped buttons off my shirt and I still knew I had a waist.”

Confused, I just shook my head and changed the subject.

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Venus Square Neptune – Confusion Reigns — 1 Comment

  1. Hey,

    Can I blame all this bloating on the stars then? My waist is gonzo as of this week! And here I thought it was all the chocolate I was eating (comfort food).

    Pisces

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