Last night the soldier was watching various things on youtube, I was lying on the bed near the computer, and Vidroid standing by.
“Now let’s look at some Latin babes,” the soldier said. “Come here, Vidroid.”
“Babes! Let’s look at some Latin hunks,” I said.
“Come on, P. I’m just trying to help Vidroid with his taste in women.”
“Yeah. Let me show him a Latin babe, then I’ll find you a hunk, will that be okay?”
What could I say?
The soldier pulled up Gloria Estevan and he and Vidroid started dancing. Got to admit they were cute.
The soldier sat in the chair to dance while Vidroid who is a pure monkey stood on the armrests behind him, rocking out. Later the soldier pulled up my hunk as promised.
Today I brought this up. “You were showing Vidroid…”
“P, you just shush. You’ll thank me when he comes home with something other than a cadaver for a girlfriend. You don’t want our daughter-in-law to be one of those cadavers do you?”
I started in about how Vid was going to like whoever he liked regardless of what the soldier did or said but he was so passionate about his desire to impact this I decided it was best to leave it alone if only for the entertainment value.