Ugly Pants Across America – Episode 3: Jupiter’s in Sagittarius, Let’s Have a Little Fun!

Briiinnnnng! Briiiiiiiiinnng!


“My plane is boarding,” I said.

“I’m on my way to the airport.”

“You are?” I was surprised. “You’re going to make it?”


“How will I find you?” I asked.

“You won’t. I’ll find you.”

“Well, I don’t think you’ll have any trouble.”

“Why is that?”

“I dressed. I’ll be the only one who looks like I came in on a doghouse. Just look for the flying ace. For the stylish dog.”



I value experience over anything. Anything. I don’t even care if the experience is good or bad. It only matters that the experience is as acute, over the top and/or as singular as I can possibly manage and I do everything I can to facilitate this.

And because of this, the people around me have enhanced experience as well. I mean you’re only going to pick up Snoopy at the airport, once. And you can see how this sets the whole tone of the trip.

What do people get when they run with you? And where is Jupiter in your chart?

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  1. They get high energy and movement and the living’s easy and someone who has some very creative ideas.
    Jupiter in Gemini in the 5th

  2. Jupiter on the MC
    on the cusp of Scorpio and Sadge.

    The brave few who can stand it
    get to go go go (Jupiter)
    either very, very deep (Scorp)
    or very, very high/far (Sadge)
    or both at the same time (cusp)
    and come out expanded (Jupiter).

  3. Jupiter in Libra (huge surprise lol)
    What do people get when they run with me? A hole filler LOL Its that scorpio thing I think, I run around filling everyones holes.

  4. jupiter in the sixth in leo, conjunct the DC.
    I guess people get lots of massages,(on the extended familly christmas party I had people cue for them) and food, and generous compliments if they deserve it.

  5. jupiter in pisces in the 5th
    i looove to create dreams and actualizing them is the funnest thing in the world!
    and it squares my neptune in the 5th so I need to have money to spend on creating my dreams

  6. Empathy/understanding of the artists, oddballs, outsiders, losers and rebels of late capitalism.
    If they come to my home, they get soft fairy lights dreamy art and music dj’ed just for them minute by minute as the mood shifts.
    Jupiter conj Chiron in Pisces on IC opp Uranus/Pluto in Virgo on MC – square 1st house Sagg Sun on Great Attractor.

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