There are a lot of whores who work the truck stops around the country. Some truck stops run the whores off, others accommodate so if you drive a truck after awhile you get to know who is who and you can pick a whore truck stop or a non-whore truck stop in most cases.
The soldier avoids the whore truck stops because the girls walk around the parking lot at night banging on the trucks to drum up business. This is wholly annoying if you are not interested in a whore because you can be woken up 2 or 3 times in a night by different women and you have to remember to be nice to the whores unless you want your tire flattened or something.
It’s a whole world or culture out there and one of the main truck stops in Denver – the one the soldier generally winds up at is FULL of whores and as the soldier explains, Denver whores are hi-tech in comparison to the rest of the country.
That is, they walk the lot with hand held cbs wearing short skirts… swishing down the center of the parked trucks advertising their goods. These girls don’t sneak around and bang on trucks one at a time, they parade. They promenade and strut down the aisles with the men in the trucks interacting with them… asking questions and so forth and this goes on pretty much non-stop.
What this means is I never park my car and walk back to his truck as I will be sure to be mistaken as whore, Neptune in Scorpio on the midheaven and all but anyway yesterday I dropped the solider at his truck in the afternoon. He meant to fuel and then call me when he got on the road but instead he had to call me right away because turns out one of the guys in the trucks hired one of the gals except when she got in the truck he found out she was a cross-dresser.
So the guy got on the radio to talk all about it and the whole parking lot was chattering, calling the guy a backwards hillbilly and various other sundries. I listened in briefly until I heard what would have to be the best comment made in regards to the incident:
“Uh oh. Pop goes the weasel!”
I laughed so hard (no pun).
But anyway this is a very Venus Pluto thing for ya’ll. I hope you like my story. Better to hear about it then to experience it firsthand.
Witness anything “Venus Pluto” this weekend? Tell us.