Dear Elsa, My “boyfriend” of one and a half years has again broken my heart. When we met at a wedding it was instant. We feel very connected and everything is just great, EXCEPT the fact that he cannot seem … Read More…
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“Oh yeah,” my husband said. “I ate like a hog. May as well put booties on feet and just roast me.” “Yeah?” Yeah, that’s right. Put me on a spit and roast me slowly with an apple in my mouth. … Read More…
My husband on the phone: “I’m done with my dinner,” he said. “What did you have?” He rattled off the menu. “How do you feel?” “Oh, I’m semi-full, I guess.” I laughed. “Didn’t get quite enough, huh?” “Well, no. You … Read More…
Elsa, I am a Cancer with a Taurus girlfriend that is much too quiet for me. When we see each other, her quietness is not a problem at all. In fact I think I like it, but I think its … Read More…
The soldier the other weekend: “Yeah, my whole world has gone to hell. Men are feminized now, P. They’re like girls or something.” I laughed. “Yeah, I see these men on the runway, swishin’ around and I think what the … Read More…
The soldier, recalling times three decades past: “Do you remember our alarm clock, P? The one we had when we were kids?” “No.” “It had one of those sticks in the back you pulled out when you wanted it go … Read More…