“The note was imediately dispatched, but the rider was met with a group of freshly unearthed zombies on the road and dragged off to his demise. The note was dispatched a second time with more success, and its contents as quickly complied with.”
–Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Seth Grahame-Smith
A reader asks: “Are our most beloved literary characters beloved because they correspond to the universal purpose of astrology? Last summer, in the midst of Harry Potter mania, I saw a list someone had compiled of the various birthdays of the characters. They all seemed to match very well. For example, I couldn’t imagine Snape
Now in the midst of this intense fight and the 2 hour long discussion of my club… the interaction with the gay man and the blond that has yet to be introduced, the soldier mentioned this new fact – he associates me with the Little Match Girl. I was not too happy when he told
“There is no way I will ever be in that club,” the soldier said regarding the club my ex-boyfriends have and they do have one. “I don’t care what happens between me and you, I will not join that club.” I stared. “I know that.” “I may go to one meeting,” he said, shocking me.
Yesterday the solider was still talking about the picture he came across in the garage 2 weeks ago… “Oh, that picture?” I said. “Well I loved that dress. Oh man did I think I looked good. I didn’t see any possible way in the world anyone could look better than I did when I was
“What? You don’t think you’re like Anne (of Green Gables)? I think you’re just like her,” the soldier said. “Oh yeah. I see the correlation. Beginning of the movie she is talking care of everyone and they still tell her she sucks. That’s familiar. And then when she gets a chance to get out of
