Today, Venus (women) and Mars (men) are in opposition. A pal called me up…
“You love men, Elsa” he said.
“Yes I do.”
“But you love women too.”
“Uh huh, I do.”
“But I think you love men more, at least if your body is involved.”
I let out one of those chuckles that end in snort. “I do like both men and women. I just don’t like women with a jacked up Mars. I don’t like how some women act. If you’d get that knife out of my back we’d be fine.”
“Yeah. Stab me in the front why don’t you? A man usually will. A man is more apt to come at you directly which I prefer.”
“That’s a sexual reference,” he said.
“Stab me in the front and all that…”
I laughed long and hard. (No sexual reference intended here either, this stuff just escapes.)
Do you have a preference for one of the sexes? Which one and where is your Venus?