So Scott is a Cancer and in a classic “piss off mommy” move, he told his mother, over dinner that I said they were married. ::laughs::
Now I did say that and I have for many years, but what’s he doing telling her, huh?
Well, I’ll tell you. I have been her nemesis, the bane of her existence for 30 plus years. I just won’t leave her baby alone, see? So what’s Scott do? He feeds this. He does and he always has. He baits everyone and when I call him on it we both laugh like hell. And it hasn’t always been this way. He’s used to deny it but that’s worn thin.
So we were talking about his latest move… I accused him of “elder abuse” for torturing his mother like this and he copped:
“I like women when they’re out of control. When they laugh, get really mad, or have an orgasm, that is. That’s what I like to see, Elsie. So sometimes I do bait you…”
So I just wanted to post this in regards to my temper. And I just wanted to ask you guys if you relate.
And for the record, Scott has a Venus, Mars, Pluto conjunction. So he perfectly capable of being a manipulative prick! Not that I am complaining. It’s one of the things I enjoy about him.
“I love to get a rise out of you, Elsie,” he’ll say.
“Oh shut the fuck up!”
“That’s what I mean.”
“I said shut up before I kill you, Scott and you ought be taking me very seriously, you bastard…”
“Yep, that’s what I like…”
So is anyone else gonna cop to pulling shit like this? Come on man. I know you’re out there.