Lies, Lies, Lies and Entertainment: Venus In Gemini (his) Jerks The Chain Of Venus In Leo (hers)

jacques-3.JPG“P, did you tell them about your ugly man today on your blog?”

“No! No, I didn’t tell them that.”

“Well you oughta because I’m ugly as sin. I look like Black Jacque Shellac!”

“Who’s that?”

“You don’t know, Black Jack Shellac? (no TV, see). He was on Bugs Bunny… look him up. Google him.”

I followed his instruction. “You don’t look like Black Jacque Shellac! You’re crazy.”

“I do look like him and you should tell your blog.”

mad_madame_mim_1.jpg“I will not tell my blog and they won’t believe me anyway. They will just think I am trying to keep them away from you.” I stopped to think a second. “Hey! I bet you do that. Do you? What do you tell people I look like?”

“Oh, well I tell them you look like Mad Madam Mim,” he said.

“Who is she?”

“Better google her too, P.”

I complied. “Oh my God, she’s a hag!” I said.

“I’m not a haaaaaaaaaaaag!’ he said in my voice


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Lies, Lies, Lies and Entertainment: Venus In Gemini (his) Jerks The Chain Of Venus In Leo (hers) — 5 Comments

  1. You didn’t cut him for that, Elsa? Wow, an evolved Venus in Leo. 😉

    I’d love to be a fly on the wall during your conversations.

    Signed,

    Venus/Mars in Gemini

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