A gal wrote to say that Pluto was transiting her Moon and ascendant… she wanted an interpretation. She got a polite form mail back explaining the question did not fit the format of my blog (I write advice rather than general astrology) and she wrote me back to say this:
“you dont seem to be into serious astrology at all,just the tea bag variety.I’ll contact Liz Green.”
I laughed when I read it because I am sure Liz Greene (spelled with an e) is standing by waiting to read this woman’s chart because she says to. But as I thought about this more I realized it was flattering to be associated with Liz Greene in any way shape or form. You’re going to write Elsa P and then contact Liz Greene? Well alllll right. Sounds like Elsa P is clear and Liz Greene has a problem and you want to know the shocking part? This woman is near 60 years old.
How do you get 60 years old and still act like this, that’s what I’d like to know.
She ended her mail with a passive aggressive “thank you” and her original mail was about having no relationship. Well gee, I wonder why.
I also want a new nickname out of this. From now on just call me, “Teabag”. Or should that be teebag?