“I want you to say goodbye to my yellow purse,” I told the soldier last time I saw him. “This is going. You won’t see it again.”
“Ah, P, do you have to?”
“I do. I am tired of this. I like a yellow purse but I am sick of it now.”
“I think you should have a yellow purse AND yellow pants.”
“Well you don’t get to think about this. I am sorry but I am not having this purse any more and I figure you liked it so I wanted to warn you…”
Today I went shopping and there are big yellow purses EVERYWHERE. I have had mine for 2 years – I hate when I have to find a new quirk and I know you Aquarians can relate. My mother (double Aquarius) used to be entirely frustrated when people started doing what she was doing but if you go far enough out there, then you can be safe for a good number of years.
As an example, there is the Aquarian in the gym who wears a dish towel on his head. So far that guy is safe. 😉