From 2008… updated
I showed my husband the 2008 Men’s fashion for spring/summer… the outfit pictured is mild (Check it out) but you can see in what direction things continue to head.
“That does it!” he said. “I am going to have to put together my own show with my own clothes. It’ll be great, P. I’ll have these big pots of molten steel pouring out of buckets as a backdrop.”
“Yeah. And I’ll have all this heavy equipment around. You know. Big hunks of steel. Big machines and jagged shit. Tractors and stuff. Maybe a machine gun or two.”
“Uh huh. And, “now you’re messin’ with a son of a bitch” will be playing. Yep, that’s the song. And then I’ll some out in my britches. These plain dungarees right here,” he said, raising his arms in the air before yelling at the top of his lungs… “YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH! I’M THE SON OF A BITCH”.
“And all the steel will still be pouring,” he reminded me. “But yeah. Looking at that, I can see a man is going to need a sewing machine if he wants to have something wear.”
UPDATE for 2010
“Yeah, I’d have bunch of boxers and rangers and shit comin’ out there, holdin’ machine guns. YEAH,” he said, posing as if holding a gun. “This is the lastest in BDUs! This here is the latest bullet-proof vest and they go well with the brass knuckles…”
What do you think of the current trend to blend Venus with Mars?