The soldier is eating low carb these days and has lost 12 pounds. He looks HOT but claims he has lost a third of a pound. I have been in charge of finding cooking and finding recipes over the last month but now he is getting involved. (swearing below the break)
Now if you want to see high comedy, just picture a Special Forces rhino genius cruising recipe sites, never mind his math oriented brain. It’s an organized operation, I’m telling you. However he knows nothing about cooking and just doesn’t seem to understand why he can’t have pie that is not made out of flax seeds!
“Look, P. Some motherfucker has had to have come up with a dessert recipe to keep a bastard comfortable that doesn’t have carbs…”
I just stared at him. I mean, what can an astrologer say when they are struck dumb by such pure Venus / Mars remark?