“I feel bad. I just don’t how to get married. How are we going to do it?” I asked the soldier.
“Well it’s like this. We stand in front of a guy and he says, do you take this woman, Elsa P to be your lawfully wedded wife. And then I say, I do. And he says to you, do you Elsa P, take this man, to be your lawfully wedded husband and you say, well just a minute. Wait a minute, I think we’d better talk about this…”
I didn’t laugh because it sounds just like me and I think it’s tragic.
7th house Uranus in aspect to Jupiter – FREEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM It’s like an impulse see? Between that and melting (Neptune) at the alter I just don’t know the remedy for something like this.
Then you add an audience.. ::sighs:::
I got married once in these spiky heels, standing on grass that had been recently watered. As the preacher read the vows, I was slowly sinking, falling backwards as my heels slipped down into the earth. How’s that for Saturn Neptune? I just disappearing into the earth or hoping to.
They gave us a bottle of champagne and I popped it open and drank half the bottle down. I stopped a minute and then tipped the bottle again.
“What are you doing? What are you doing?”, my new husband with five planets in Scorpio asked. “You don’t drink like that.”
“I do now,” I said, with champagne dripping down my chin.