This stuff really happened
Four years old I was sitting on the floor with my back against the wall, silently raging. I didn’t know anything about, God, but if I would have, I’d have filed a complaint, for sure! What’s wrong with these people? If I was my sister, I would read me a book, see? If I was […]
This is a true story. Two boys went to a fair. This was in 1960’s before “animal rights” existed. They had a bear in a ring, wearing boxing gloves. He was up on his hind legs and sort of weaving back and forth, with his (gloved) paws, waving in the breeze. You could box this bear. If you
Catch up here – Part one – Introducing The Players Several years passed. I was twenty-six and I’d left the city. I was in a grocery store in my new little town of 30,000 doing my Frito gig. I was the Frito Girl. I drove a route truck and I was pissed off. I was
Catch up here – Part one – Introducing The Players Lover Boy left to go to Mary Ann’s house. I didn’t go because I had no connection to Mary Ann. I thought it would be highly inappropriate for me to be there. He went out the door and I collapsed. I was dizzy the way
Catch up here – Part one – Introducing The Players Cruella took my boyfriend out in fine style. I couldn’t complain because I was invited, remember? Lover Boy and I were on the thinnest of thin ice. “She’s really sorry you don’t want to come, Elsa. She says she’d have been happy to try to
Catch up here – Part one – Introducing The Players I dropped it but he didn’t. The next time we saw Cruella she addressed the situation. It seemed she and Lover Boy had a conversation. “Lover Boy and I are just friends, Elsa. I have no romantic interest in him,” Cruella said, laughing gaily. “Oh.
The Party Circuit Catch up here – Part one – Introducing The Players Cruella invites! She invited us left and she invited us right. I don’t claim to fully understand this. The reason is because she was just too tedious to contemplate for long. I think she was just wildly swinging her purse at the
