“Why?” I asked.
“Well I’m a man, P. A man who has not been feminized,” he said.
“I know and I like it. And obviously these gay boys like it as well because they sure do chase you. You realize this didn’t just start. You’re just becoming aware of it but I’m sure gay men have been sniffing around you all your life.”
“Now why is that? Why would that be? Why me?”
“Well gay men like men. They lovvvvve men the same way I love men. This is very easy to understand. It is easy for me to see what drives a gay man because it’s the same thing that drives me. We want a man!”
“Yeah but don’t women want a man?”
“No, not so much. Some of them do but most of them don’t, at least this is how it appears to me.”
“Women don’t want a man? Well what do they want then?” he asked.
“A lot of them want a wallet. Yeah, they don’t want a man. They get one because that’s what comes with the wallet unfortunately. Damn. What a bother. They want to shop and to hell with the man. Other women want a baby not a man. They want someone they can mother or boss around. Or some of them just want sperm so they can make a baby. There are all kinds of things women want but I’d say it’s a minority of women who actually want a man, a man they can’t control or run his life. Because if they did want a man, why would they take all these steps to emasculate a man when they get one which you constantly see?
“Women do go out of their way to emasculate men,” he said. “I see that over and over. Why do they do that?”
“I don’t know, It’s insanity because if you actually want a man it’s the quickest way in the world to get rid of one. But what do we care? You’re a man; I want a man so we’re in business. And the gay boys? Well they want a man too. And you better believe they recognize one so you are always going to attract them in droves. There’s just no way you’re going to go out there and be overlooked by gay men, and women? Well you’re pretty much fantasy material, I’d say. Not that many women want to deal with a man like you in actuality. You’re just too challenging day to day but don’t feel bad. No one wants to deal with me either, for the same reason. But I like us,” I said with a snort. “We’re both constant trouble and fun.”
Where is your Mars?