I showed the soldier the Calvin Klein blog. “See that? Looks just like a scorpion. That’s a Scorpio body.”
“Yeah, it’s just like yours,” I said.
“I’m not a Scorpio.”
“Yes you are. I told you have a Scorpio Moon and you do have that body.”
“I do not not.”
“Come here,” I said, calling him to the mirror. He stood in front of it with his arms bowed out in the style. “See?” I saw him blush.
Not liking to look in the mirror, he escaped and went to sit back down. Sitting, he put his hands on his legs and same thing. His arms bowed out so I ran my hands along his arms. “See? You do have a Scorpio body, you can’t help it.”
He pulled his elbows in and looked like a scorpion with it’s legs snapped and misshapen.
“That won’t help. You look like a Taurus too. Your neck. Taurus rules the neck and yours is thick which is typical.”
“Yeah, I know. I know you’re a rhino but you’re a scorpion-shaped rhino, I am telling you this is how you look.”
Do you look like your sign?