Astrology Today: May 21, 2013 – Control Your Mood
“I relate to you, Ralph. When I hit bottom, I was crushing man’s skull like sparrow’s egg between my thighs… and I think, why you have to be so bad, Zangief? Why can’t you be more like good guy? Then I have moment of clarity… if Zangief is good guy, who will crush man’s skull like sparrow’s egg between thighs? And I say, Zangief you are bad guy, but this does not mean you are *bad* guy.”
–Wreck-it-Ralph
Tuesday morning the Moon in Venus-ruled Libra trines the Mercury-Venus conjunction in Gemini and Juno in Aquarius, a grand trine in air. Love is in the air! Pretty jelly tones and lyrical laughter, upbeat and committed with enough space to breathe. And it also has a square to Pluto, HA HA HA HA, stomping on the pretty little jelly people running and screaming. Okay, it’s not THAT dire, but it has that flavor. There’s a funky smell in the theme park, folks.
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“Sometimes a kid goes off and joins a cult,” I told a friend. “I’ve known a few mothers this has happened to over the years. The kid takes off and that’s it. There’s nothing you can do. Your kid flew the coop!”
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Lunar Eclipse In Sagittarius: Tall Tales And Happy Endings
From my expanded newsletter.
From my newsletter (sent tomorrow):
“People associate eclipses with calamity for some reason. This makes them nervous. In reality, each eclipse has a unique flavor. It makes sense to consider what you’re dealing with before you go dive under the bed until the eclipse has passed…”
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Astrology Today: May 20, 2013 – Sublime
“It’s so hard to forget pain, but it’s even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Diary
Monday morning the Moon in Virgo trines the Taurus Sun for a grounded and grounding agreement of mood and purpose. The Moon and Sun sign rulers, Mercury and Venus, conjunct in Gemini echoing that agreement and insuring the morning will have a pleasant and interesting pace.
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The Man You Date *Before* You Meet “The One”
“History repeats the old conceits
The glib replies the same defeats
Keep your finger on important issues With crocodile tears and a pocketful of tissues…”
- Elvis Costello
Recently someone mentioned the Scorpio I dated who had seen every woman who was important in his life, go on to marry “the one” once they wrapped up with him. This happened in my case as well. For old-timers, I am talking about the AMF.
The women didn’t leave the man. The man dumped the women and then whiplash-fast, they met the man they ended up with for the rest of their lives. This had happened four times. It has probably happened five or six times by now.
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How To Shed A Mindset That Prevents You From Finding Love
Excerpt from my expanded newsletter.
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“I have a friend whose son is in his early twenties. He’s been hexed on the love front. Every woman he’s ever been involved with has treated him in a crummy way. Though he is smart and looks like a model, he treats women so well that they figure something is wrong with him. He’s spent his life proving the axiom that “nice guys finish last.”
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Learning What Is Being Shoved Down Your Throat, With Saturn Retrograde, Turning Direct July, 2013
My eye on the sky.
Saturn Retrograde: The High Side Of Losing Ground
I wrote that piece when Saturn went retrograde in February. Saturn turns direct in July. I thought it would be a good idea to check in with this since people have been having such a hard time, particularly in the last few weeks.
I wrote about how the comments Ben made to the parents of one of the girls in his class had shocked me. I shocked him back during the same conversation. The unpredictability (Uranus) is one of the things we like about each other.
“I was surprisingly upset when Annette Funicello died,” he said. “I was upset by it.”
Continue reading One (Gay) Man’s Type Of Woman
Weekend Love Forecast
“Makin’ love is good for ya. So take care of your body and make a little love today.”
–B.B. King
Friday night the Moon in Leo squares Taurus Mars and opposes the midpoint of the Pluto-Uranus Square. Venus aspects the Pluto-Uranus square as well, and Mercury in its own sign is involved in a quincunx with Saturn. The best aspect here is the weekend-long Venus-Uranus sextile. Everything else is a little dicey. Some of it is outright irritating and the rest could go either way. So grab onto that Venus-Uranus energy and innovate what you want out of it. Look for ways to distance yourself from what goes wrong, or more appropriately, what doesn’t go perfectly. Don’t expect things to go smoothly and you can be elated when they don’t suck.
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Lunar Eclipse In Sagittarius: May 24, 2013 – Think Optimistically
My eye on the sky.
Have you ever sat on a plane next to someone who talked your ear off? This eclipse has that kind of flavor. I liked what eva had to say on the subject: “I see a lot of inebriated people saying way too much more than they intended.”
The Moon in Sagittarius opposes the Sun in Gemini. Both bodies square Neptune, giving us a T-square in the mutable signs. This combination does spell, “crazy talk” and a lot of it.
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