Earth Man is a Rock ~or~ Cardinal Ladies Day Out
Hopefully Coherent Ramblings
I went to The Dude’s class again last week. His name is George actually but if you check out his picture you’ll see why I call him “The Dude.”
(When I say “you’ll see” this assumes you do not have an underdeveloped right brain and/or have not been living in a cave with no cinema for at least a decade and a half. Just in case, I’ll explain… “The Dude” is a character played by Jeff Bridges in the film The Big Lebowski. George looks like “The Dude” to me.)
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Virgo Rising, Leo Rising and Ascendants in General by Nota
Real Conversation
I went out for noodles with my yoga teacher and another girl after class.
Cherie starts talking about how she’s working on letting go of this compulsive sort of feeling she has where she needs to tell people she is smart.
“I’m smart. I know people can tell I’m smart when they talk to me. I know this. But for the longest time I have struggled with feeling like I have to let people know.”
“You even advertise it.” I say tracing a line across my chest. I am referencing her collection of math joke t-shirts that she wears to class.
“I do! I want people to see. What’s that about?! You know, why do I keep doing this?”
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Pluto in Sagittarius – The Yoga Teacher is a Pervert: Mars in Aries – The Cop Is Pissed!
Astrology in Real Life…
It been years but I used to take a yoga class at the gym. It was okay for awhile but as the Pluto transit (to my Sun at the time) came in, I slowly fell to the back of the class and eventually I left all together. I was pretty sure at the time that the instructor, a man in his late 70′s was going to cry no tears over my disappearance. I was sure he didn’t like me though I had no idea why. I am highly valued by most instructors in this type setting because I bring a lot of energy to an exercise class.
But I figured my energy to be somewhat incongruent with yoga, even though I have been doing it since I was born… thank you, Henry. I have the Libra balance thing going and I have control of my Capricorn body but still, let’s face it. I am a fast car, racing all the time. I am always revved up so I could see how my presence could be distracting to a class if you are wanting to create something more… sacred?
But it turns out this guy is pervert! ::smiles:: Who knew! He was found out today when a reliable source told me of his hijinks… apparently he is hot on the tail of some gal in her 40′s (he is now 81). He puts her hands on her in class… constantly directs the classes attention to her, fawns over her and apparently she is a weak boundary sort, so she pretty much just winces.
He has also wheedled her phone number out of her (she is married) calls her constantly and asked her if she would not come over and pose on the hood of his new car!
Snort.
Now my pal, who is this other gal’s pal is a gorgeous vital woman in her 50′s though you’ve never suspect her age. She is freaking attractive and she is also quite shockingly, a retired cop with a 30 year career.
This does not stop her from being sweet and pretty. She also knits and crochets and sews and cooks for her husband. But today? Today she went off and what a treat.
“She complained to the management about this but they did nothing,” she said. “And she finally gave up and just quit the class. And this is not my fight but if it was I’d have taken it a lot further. I say, let’s take him out back and beat the shit out of him, then put HIM on the hood of his car!”
I laughed. Yeah, Mars is in Aries, babe. Look out!
Seen Mars in Aries out there? Tell us!
Back To Yoga – Pluto Transits: Sun, Moon – Take Your Pick
Just Blathering…
My kids went to school two days in a row – I’m giddy. I am also going back to yoga class after a three year hiatus and I bet it’s interesting. I quit when the Pluto transit to my Sun came in and I started…well, I started exuding, I guess. Okay I don’t guess. I know. But anyway, I bugged the teacher out.
I was in that class for months… always in front because I can’t see that well without my glasses. And there were no problems at all. But then things started to shift. And the instructor…well it because very clear to me I was annoying him. My energy was annoying his, I mean so I slowly moved to the back of the class.
At first I was a row back, and then two, and pretty soon I would do the class right next to the exit door and it was it this point I knew I wasn’t long for the room. Isn’t that funny?
I thought it was funny. It was like I was fading to black. And I wrote about it back then and also about how I started to repel Aquarians which was something I mourned. Because let’s face it. I like Aquarians. But I could see them start to keep their distance. Which is cool in one way because of the study and all. Astrology alive!
But anyway, I’m going back to class…same instructor. And this time I’ll have Pluto to the Moon. So we’ll see what he thinks of that.
Personally I find the Moon transit much easier transit than to the Sun. It’s disturbing personally, but so? It all happens at such a deep level, people don’t see it like they do with the Pluto transit to the Sun. Which is very queer.
But I am enjoying things “very queer” these days. And looking forward to tomorrow’s class. ElsaElsa, back from the dead! And I know me. It’ll be like I never left.
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