From 2008.  The graphic is from Cafepress and my husband has it on a shirt.

“Yeah, I went into Walgreens wearing this shirt people looked at me in my glasses and say, wonder if that hog can do anything,” he said. I laughed.

“Yeah, they wonder if a hog like me can do anything; reminds of the time in college where I knocked the captain of the football team on his ass. I mean I knocked the piss out of him. Knocked him right out of his chair onto the floor and knocked one of his buddies too. Big dudes these were, no one could believe it. You know the football players ate the Gods around there.” (swearing below the break)
Continue reading Voice Of Mars: “Gettin’ Kind Of Itchy”

From 2007 – The soldier and I talking last night:

“Trouble on my blog today. You’re a misogynist.”

“A what?”

“A misogynist.”

“What is that?”

“Aaaah, it’s nothing you need to worry about.”

“Is it bad?”

“Na… it’s okay. You don’t like to work with women,” I said. (cussing after the break) Continue reading Voice Of Mars: On Working With Women and Misogyny

“I figured it out,” I told my husband. “If I bring an orange purse and a red purse I can make all my outfits pop on vacation.”

“Is that right?”

“Yes.  Picking purse for me for vacation is like you picking which gun to take on a mission.”

He laughed uproariously because it’s true.

Mars in Libra in the travelin’ 9th house.

Yesterday, some guy made a comment about my body as I was leaving the gym.

Talk About Blunt

Whatever weight I had gained I would say it was less than 5 pounds. The soldier had this to say about the incident:

(swearing, all swearing below the break)

Continue reading 2 Years Ago On The Elsa Blog: Voice Of Mars Regarding The Big Mouth At The Gym Yesterday

I was talking to pal, Ben last night. “You need an assistant,” I said. “But you’re not going to get one.”

“I’m not going to get one,” he repeated. “No I’m not. They don’t make them around here. There is no one you can trust.”

“Really?”

“Really. You can’t trust anyone around here. They’re all deceptive. They act dumb but they are not dumb.  There is only one thing thing they are interested in, it is whatever you have. Yes, Elsa, all they want to know is how can they get what you have.”

“Arrgh.”

“Arrgh is right.”

Who can relate? Is it hard to find someone you can trust?

“Talked to my boy,” the soldier said.

“”Bout what?”

“Stuff.”

“Did you ask him about his wife?”

“No.”

“Did you talk to him about us getting married?”

Continue reading Voice Of Mars: “Talked To My Boy…”

“Do you think you’d have loved me if we’d met as kids?” the soldier asked.

“Yes. Oh hell yes, I’d have been all over you.”

“I bet you would have. I’d have got no rest at all because of you.”

“Because of me, what?”
Continue reading Voice Of Taurus: A Cookie, A Dixie Cup Of Juice and a Nap!

‘Yeah, the teacher told my mother I marched to the beat of a different drummer when I was in the 1st grade,” the soldier said.

“Yeah?  What were you doing?”

“That’s what she wanted to know. I didn’t know what I was doing. I wasn’t doing anything as far as I knew but I was always getting in some kind of trouble.”

“Like what?”

Continue reading Voice Of Mars Regarding His Ill-Fated Attempts As A Stage Actor

“Yeah, it must be a generational thing or something,” the soldier said. “Or maybe it’s cultural?  These young guys – that’s what they go for. They seem to like these skinny girls with no ass, I don’t get it. I don’t get it at all. I mean, what’s the point of having a girl with no ass?”

“I don’t know.”

“Well I’ve wondered about this. What if I were to fall in love with a girl with no ass?  What would I do? I mean, if I loved her, if I was in love with her..?”

Continue reading Voice Of Taurus: “Are you going to eat?” (NOT PC)

All swearing below the break.

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