Astrology, Men And Women: Does The Chase Thrill You? How About Competing?

April 17th, 2008 @ 8:48 am by Elsa

Astrology in real life

Venus, Mars and Cupid. School of Fontainebleau.JPGHere’s another for the current and jarring Venus (Women) in Aries (detriment) in aspect to debilitated Mars (Men) in Cancer. It continues this conversation re: the girl trucker… Venus Tempts Mars

(graphic language below the break – Appropriate for today’s sky as far as I am concerned)

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Speaking Of Venus Jerking The Mars Chain

April 17th, 2008 @ 8:00 am by Elsa

Astrology in real life

girls-at-bar.jpgGirl’s Guide Flirt with your bartender = Score free drinks

Erica Boniface writes:

“The first night I stepped foot in a bar was also the first time I discovered the infamous “Jager Bomb.” Moreover, it was the first time I blew $100 and didn’t have a freakin’ thing to show for it (besides a massive headache and an intense need for some vitamin “G” in the form of an omelet or plate of French fries from Denver Diner.) The next day I woke up in complete horror with the realization that I could have bought the adorable Steve Madden pumps I’d been eying for weeks. Damn! The harsh reality of drunken splurges dipping into my shopping budget was really annoying.”

She goes on to offer her tips to scoring free drinks and here’s a sample of that:
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Venus Tempts Mars – A Song As Old As Time

April 16th, 2008 @ 6:28 pm by Elsa

Astrology in real life

measuring tape“Some girl trucker got on and got them all going. Stupid jerks.”

“What? What did she say?”

“Oh she said, I think I need to lose 5 pounds.”

I laughed.

“Yeah and some trucker said you don’t need to lose any weight. I just went by you and you looked fine to me. You only saw me from the shoulders up, she said. And then she gave her measurements and they really went nuts. They all started speeding up so they could see her.”

“Just to look at a women?”

“No, I am sure they think they are going to get laid,” he said.

“Are men that dumb?”

“Yeah, I’d say they are. The men I’ve met are mostly dumb when it comes to pussy. When it comes to pussy they have no brains at all.”



Venus And Mars: Men And Women Hunting Each Other ::Sniffs::

April 9th, 2008 @ 11:14 am by Elsa

Astrology in real life

rocky road“You’d have not liked it,” I said. “Some guy was following me around the store. He even said he was following me.”"Did you tell him to piss off?”

“No.”

“Why not.”

I shrugged on my end of the phone. “Can’t say he was malicious, I guess. But he did collide with me 4 times. The 3 thirsd time he said, I’m following you. I didn’t react and then he managed to run into me one more time on the other side of the store. Hard to say it wasn’t purposeful.”

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