How’s this for Jupiter trines to the 8th house?

I’m s’pposed to be a merry widow but I think I’m just merry. A merry widow is a gal whose husband just died and she’s sorta just a little too happy (and perhaps even on the make) at the funeral.

And my God, look at my big mouth. Mars Mecury, blabbin’ on the phone.

I got the dress from Goodwill, poor, poor Capricorn rising… I’m obviously theatrical (Leo) and no doubt as to who is running that bar (Cardinal).

I think I am 20 there… this would be right after I called the soldier a cock and he left me. Er… whoops! That mouth, man… that mouth.

Just goes to show you people don’t change all that much. I have been this weird for a very long time.

I woke up yesterday in a spectacular mood. The soldier slept in but eventually found his way to the couch for some coffee…

“I love myself tremendously today,” I said, with my Venus in Leo blindingly bright.

He laughed.

“Yep, I am a big, big deal,” I said because mo’ is always better when you’re in this frame of mind.

“I love you too, P.”

I turned away laughing because I know that (my) Leo flips out (his) Scorpio. However I’m safe because he has Venus in Gemini and let’s face it. P is interesting.
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Togi remarks on Teenager Shoes:

“My Aries step dad wears bowties and bells on his sneakers so they jingle when he walks. So embarassing. What is that all about? Notice me, notice me!”

Togi, yeah it’s “notice me” but I have a different slant on this. Leo is here to entertain.  Even if you do nothing but laugh at me, you are still ENTERTAINED and since I have Venus in Leo, I think entertainment is freakishly important.

When I dated a painter, I dressed all the time. I always looked as if I just stepped out of a painting and also thought this was important as I was an addition to the landscape. Must we all dress down, the same, similar? I don’t think so because if it were, Venus when it got to Leo would just skip over. Same with Aquarius!

In regards to your step dad, yeah it’s embarassing but no more so than tattooing messages all over your body or getting humongous fake breasts put on your chest.  I think you just don’t like the guy!

pictured – The Young Italian, Bouguereau, Oil on canvas

Speaking of Venus in Leo (Rocket Dog) teenager shoes, you are never going to top these.

But I gotta tell you something.

You can get away with stuff like this IF it fits your chart.

What mode or style of dressing fits your chart?

With Venus in Leo (hair) in aspect to Neptune, I suffer beyond all imagination due my hair. I am confused by my hair, disabled by it – I could go on and on.

Now I am supposed to be making astrology videos but I just don’t want to have my hair (Leo) filmed (Neptune) because I imagine (Neptune) it looks bad. Now I am told by my lover (Venus) that my hair looks good, but he may be deceiving me (Neptune) or confused himself (Neptune).

Now I could just go look in the mirror and see how my hair looks except for when I look in the mirror I see all kinds of distortions and if you wonder what I mean – well…

4 days ago, I thought my hair looked like Gilda Radner’s.

The next day, when I went to Back To School Night, I was convinced I looked like Rita Moreno in West Wide Story for which I thanked God (Neptune) for the delusion (Neptune).

Last night, the soldier was watching a Youtube video of Jethro Tull which caused me to exclaim, “There! That’s what my hair looks like!”

Now obviously I am not going to film myself with what I believe is Jethro Tull hair (or Michael Brady of the Brady Bunch hair which I have also had before) but then I pull up these old videos and I don’t know what I am worried about because my hair looks like hell in half of them anyway! What was I thinking when I filmed them, hmm?

Don’t worry, I get the plot. My hair is irrelevant if only it was.

Loonsounds on Dining With Taurus:

“I am Taurus Sun, Leo Moon…vanity will not allow a lot of weight gain…”

Well, sure as long a you’re not lucky.

I have Venus in Leo and have a vain streak a mile wide however I have managed to gain 50 pounds to many not once but twice. I chalk this up to the other blog today… Jupiter in the first house which does tend to expand a person.

I guess I would say that Jupiter is going to override vanity because you just feel so damned good about yourself.. you are so inflated, who cares if you’re fat!

Bottom line, I don’t think anything keeps Jupiter down for long outside of more Jupiter – that is sport! If I did not exercise, forget about it. I am going to grow and grow and still have a vanity streak a mile wide.

I am not too happy about being so distracted and/or disturbed courtesy Pluto’s transit to my Moon, I have barely been able to acknowledge Venus’s presence in Leo… in other words, let’s talk about my shiny hair! Even when it try, it come out like this…

“Did you see this hair?” I shouted to the soldier as I passed by the bathroom mirror. “Oh my God, it’s the biggest hair ever. I don’t think it’s okay to have hair this big these days. Big Italian hair.”

“Don’t you cut it, P!”

I walked into the bedroom to face him. “Does this hair scare you?” I asked in usual challenge.

“P, you scare the hell out of me but it’s not your hair that does it. It other parts of you that are scary, your hair is fine.”

See what I mean?

I’d seen this postcard on postsecret earlier in the day.

“Yeah, they can have all my stuff,” I told the soldier. “You know that. Matter of fact they can come take my organs today,” I said knowing he’d not like it but not caring because I mean it as most everybody knows.  “Are you a donor?”

As soon as I asked, I remembered.

“I did say I’d do that this time,” he said.

Continue reading Organ Donation And The Italian Venus In Leo Heart

Jessica writes on My Dinner Date With A Cancer Man:

“He was probably dying for it and going about it sideways, hoping you’d help him out. I think he WAS trying to have sex with you by showing you his house, har har har…”

Jessica – Maybe. I did see him again but we had a falling out over the pope. Yep. The pope was coming to Denver and I don’t know what I said but it was something and he flipped right out. He had a young daughter and I guess he was auditioning me for the mother role.

No doubt he thought he was a better mother than the real mother but anyway, I made some remark about the pope and he told me point blank that he was not sure he could have his daughter exposed to someone like me. ::smiles::

In other words I was not the Catholic girl he was looking for, is this a song as old as time or what?

Neptune on the midheaven (square Venus) strikes again. People are always trying to marrymy hologram, I swear. It’s pretty funny when you think about it. The universe dresses you up as this Catholic girl character but neglects to give you a script.

I am working with a client now, she is trying to break a habit dating lousy men and one of my jobs is to check out the men who have caught her eye on Match.com and offer my pathology-check.

This is fun and it’s gone well up until today when I gave a thumbs up to a good-looking arrogant machismo bastard without realizing he reflected my own taste!

Once revealed I wrote this:

“I like the machismo culture because everyone knows the men crow and the women run the show. I would kick his ass for him, see? And he’d like it.

As for his specifics, I think he put that stuff in there because he is stupid which I would take as funny. I would woo him and then mock him about his stupid ad and he would be so glad to have found me I would not worry about what he did when I wasn’t there because he would know plain and simple if he did anything at all, not only would I leave but I would have another man in a week and he would never find someone like me again….”

Ha ha ha, I think I may have Venus in Leo. Give me a peacock or give me death!

In fact, I think my ad should say “Insufferable Seeks Insufferable… Boring Stand Back!”

Who do you love and why? Where is your Venus?