I was talking to Annalisa the other day, in very bad experience in my life. She got that Sadge Moon conjunct Jupiter so very much likes to offer her perspective which invariably has value.
She said that her Sadge watched my Leo (Venus) heart; that she liked Leo. She thinks Leo leads with their heart but their heart is innocent which makes sense seeing as Leo and the 5th house are associated with children. Mine is a child’s heart, is what I took her to mean and at this particular time, I crossed paths with a dark heart.
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Hey Elsa! How Come You Don’t Make Some New Videos?
My eye on my hair
Here’s answer for you, I have too much hair! How can a person go on camera with hair like this, hmm?
My husband, like most men like long hair on women. I have tried to indulge him but have reached the limit (Saturn) of my Libra co-dependency as of yesterday. I just can’t stand all this hair!
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Vintage Blogging: Wild Astrology In The Wild – Meeting Pisces on Neptune – Part Two: The Scorpio
Catch up here Wild Astrology In The Wild – Part one
The Scorpio
Well I never did sleep with that Pisces. I don’t remember exactly why. I think he said he was scared of me. That and he was trying to enter relationships slowly because of AA or something. See, I don’t remember because it was a Neptune transit but I do know that there was no sex and it was his call.
He told me he loved me but I didn’t believe him. I continued to talk to him on the phone though. I thought he was interesting. Actually he was interesting. He was unusual and I liked that. He wasn’t an inch thick and I liked that as well. But I didn’t know what to make of his “I love you” in this situation. He drug his feet for reason non-specific and meantime I met a double Scorpio.
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Voice Of Venus In Leo: Entertainment And Distraction
Astrology in real life
“P, why do you do it? Why do you write this stuff? The people who read your blog think it is, As The World Turns,” he said. “They think you’re some kind of soap opera.”
“Well now that you mention it, yeah. But better because it’s real life.”
“P, they think your blog is Luke and Laura,” he said
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The Art Museum: Hair Styling As Performance Art
Cut my hair on the spot? I had a lump in my throat but I was game. I knew the guy was a Leo. He had to be so my Leo Venus took the stage to complement him.
“Well, come on!” I said with a wink. “Let’s get this show on the road!” He beamed because we had a natural connection.
We walked over to his “shop”, I stepped onto the platform and slowly sat down in the chair. I was wearing my sister’s clothes again, so I looked good and I decided to milk this for all it was worth.
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His Scorpio Moon vs My Venus In Leo: Spice
Astrology in real life
“That’s your act,” the soldier said.
“Act? Oh come on.”
“You come on. You have an act and you know it.’
‘Are you telling me you see through my act?”
“Yes, I see through your act. I’ve known you since you were 17!”
“Well what’s underneath my act then?”
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“Don’t hate me because I have a red purse from Italy,” I told the soldier as I pulled my new red purse from the bag yesterday. “Look at this clash,” I said, holding the bag against my the palette that was the rest of my clothing. Is this wonderful or what?”
He laughed. “What is it with the clash? What’s that, why do you clash?”
“You can do it if you have a jarring personality like I do. I can get away with this clashing business because I am clashing myself so I do it.”
“Then why don’t you have cat eye glasses with studs in them”
“Don’t give me ideas,” I said. “You best not give me ideas and don’t tell me you’re not attracted,” I said waving the red purse like a flag. “Don’t tell me the bull is not attracted to this because I know damned well he is. Just look at you froth. I think it’s just hopeless for you with me and this purse hanging around. You know…. checkmate. Check f’kin’ mate.”
Astrology And Fashion Redux: Scorpio Moon Tortures Venus In Leo In Potential Emergency
Astrology in real life
“I will meet anyone, anywhere, anytime,” I told the soldier last night in a boast. “There is no one in this world I am afraid to meet. I will meet whoever and have no qualms whatsoever. I don’t care who they are, I am not intimidated – this is true as long as I have the proper costume is all.”
“Well you’ve never had trouble finding the proper costume before,” he said.
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Voice Of Venus In Leo: Cheap People In All Their Guises aka Real Gold vs Fools Gold
Astrology in real life
“Well I know why you don’t want to be around them even if you don’t,” I told the soldier regarding some people he knows. “They obviously like you tremendously. They want to be friends but they can’t manage it. I know why and it’s not because you’re anti-social.”
“You don’t think so?”
“No, hell no. You’d be friends with them but they’re just so cheap. They’re cheap and they’re greedy so you don’t want to know them but no one can figure it out. You can’t and they can’t.”
“Why not?”
Continue reading Voice Of Venus In Leo: Cheap People In All Their Guises aka Real Gold vs Fools Gold
More Hair Drama! With Venus In Leo, Hair Is Inseparable From Love
Astrology in real life
Well really I have had a life time of hair complaints. Dating a Leo and decide to cut your hair? He will probably leave you!
Scott went berserk when I sent him a picture of me with “boy hair” after 13 years. Accused me of deliberately sending him the most un-sexy picture I could (rather than the real fact that it was current).
The soldier also bitches non-stop because my hair used to be straight when I was young so I have to hear this all the time, “P, P. Why did you have to go stick your finger in a light socket?”
And then there was the AMF.. he called the sticking up pieces, “tweakers”.
I don’t know how to tell all you people I don’t look in the mirror. I am just not going to spend my time doing that so it’s very simple:
I either look good or I don’t and if I don’t, that’s your problem because I don’t have to look at me!
Now you can see why I consider myself only moderately vain. I have a time limit on hair fixing and this is it: 14 seconds.
I figure you should be able to use your imagination to figure out what I look like and if you can’t manage well… —- off!
My parents are Aquarian, this should be all you need to know.
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