Uranus Direct: Satori Puts On Her Rebellion Pants
“Every act of rebellion expresses a nostalgia for innocence and an appeal to the essence of being.”
–Albert Camus
Uranus just went direct in Aries. This morning instead of putting on my usual sweats I put on my rebellion pants, my “THIS IS SPARTA!” pants. I’m not talking about a metaphor, I’m talking real “live” pants here. They look like absolute hell on me, but they feel just right. Now before you say, “oh Satori, I’m sure they look just great,” keep in mind that Nem, the resident fashionista, upon seeing them on me for the first time said, “Uh… you look… puffy.” Consequently, I hadn’t worn them yet.
Continue reading Uranus Direct: Satori Puts On Her Rebellion Pants
Astro Advice: Uranus Transits To Venus And The 7th House
“If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative.”
–Woody Allen
This morning a client in a new relationship asked, “I’ve been reading about “uranus square venus” transits. A lot of them have said that during these times it will begin a relationship but a lot of the times they will end when the transit is over. Does this always happen??” The client gave their permission to share part of my response here as it may help others who have the same concern.
Continue reading Astro Advice: Uranus Transits To Venus And The 7th House

1 Minute Astrology: How To Maximize The Potential Of The Jupiter Uranus Conjunction (And Cardinal Grand Cross) Of 2010
Exploiting the outrageous opportunities sure to present in 2010
Voice Of Uranus In The 7th House: On People Who Marry You When They Don’t Even Like You
Commenting on the comments
Ms. Scarlett asks on People Who Marry You When They Don’t Even Like You:
“I just wanna know how does someone smash a wedding ring? There’s an omen if I’ve ever heard one.”
Ms. Scarlett, he pushed me, my hand flung back and it smashed against the wall. It was a cheap ring that was meant to be stand in for a big honkin’ heirloom ruby promised by his family. He actually took the ring and got it repaired. Made a big display if it. He made all kinds of big displays for me… you’d have never guessed he didn’t like me, I’ll tell you that. This guy would take me on dates you wouldn’t believe.
Regarding Mercury Retrograde… And A Uranus Transit Ending Oppression
Astrology in real life
Regarding Mercury retrograde, pal and astrologer, Claire-France Perez left her impression and delineation of the situation on Everything Disposited By Mercury Rx
, her conclusion was this:
“My best advice is gather all your evidence, then decide in July.”
I am going to take her advice regarding this blog because as she’s mentioned privately, besides the fact a decision about writing made while Mercury retrograde would most definitely have to be reconsidered, it is a given that not all the information has been presented. But since I have been covering this, I want to present another angle.
Continue reading Regarding Mercury Retrograde… And A Uranus Transit Ending Oppression
“Who Is The Soldier?” (Behind The Scenes Of A Uranus Transit)
Astrology in real life
Someone emailed me to ask who the soldier is. This happens once a month at least so I guess I ought to write something concise I can just refer people to. Also this will demonstrate how Uranus transits work.
It was Stephen Arroyo
who wrote years ago that while things move quickly under Uranus transit. People think you are crazy and so forth, but in reality the changes that come very suddenly were seeded years prior. It’s the kind of transit where the battered wife up who has put up with abuse for years up and leaves her husband. She just walks out one day. She gets herself free and the people who know her are stunned. They don’t know what is going on and it is not important to her to tell them. All that matters to her is that she be liberated from the situation at long last. So in this case…
Continue reading “Who Is The Soldier?” (Behind The Scenes Of A Uranus Transit)
My Theory Around Freed Slaves And People Who Begrudge Other People Their Happiness
So to flesh out my theory… I asked myself why people would not be happy for the slaves that are freed. Because the slaves are going to be happy for sure. They will be giddy like the soldier and I. So why isn’t the collective happy for the slaves?
Is it because we need slaves? Is it because we need some people oppressed so that others can feel superior? Maybe that’s it. Maybe there are 100 reasons but as I got thinking about this I arrived at the one I liked the best and this is it:
Continue reading My Theory Around Freed Slaves And People Who Begrudge Other People Their Happiness
My Uranus Transit And The Slaves, Newly Freed
Astrology in real life
“You’re like slaves who have been newly freed,” she said regarding the soldier and I. Astrologer, Claire France Perez, this is. “You’re both giddy. You’re newly freed slaves and you’re drunk with freedom. Of course you’re giddy. You would have to be giddy after all those years of oppression…’
“Yes. Yes, that right this is exactly how it is and how we feel,” I said. “Both of us feel that way. We have been profoundly oppressed, we know it, we chose it, we allowed it and we know why. It is because of our character, stronger than people could possibly imagine. It is because of love and loyalty and any number of good qualities you can think of but those days are gone. Our dues are paid – they are more than paid, they are paid in spades and we’re out now to dance in the streets.”
My Uranus transit is exact next week and I will be taking time off the blog between now and then to help the soldier move cross-country. We’re going to be in a Penske truck – two grinnin’ freaks and the happiest people you have ever seen in your life I’d say. And this is why the people wig, I think.
It’s because they have never and will never feel THIS DAMNED HAPPY and the reason is because they have never been oppressed so badly for so long. And this is Jupiter in Capricorn, people. If you have never been oppressed then I guess you don’t know how sweet freedom really is.
But we do.
Uranus Direct! Gah. Anyone Get Shocked? My Son’s Teacher Got Hit Hard. I Know Because I Hit Her
Astrology in real life
Uranus is direct in Pisces and it’s been glaringly obvious in my sphere. I am seeing people get shocked by unexpected information coming in from places they thought were innocuous or perhaps did not even exist. And even though it’s very apparent the result is unilaterally positive the delivery has most definitely been traumatic. Witness my son’s teacher who was blindsided and burst into tears in her classroom today when I had to tell her my son was falling into a depression due her actions.
Double Sagittarius Man Taken With Aquarius Woman: Uranus Transit
Dear Elsa,
I have met someone online who appears to be an absolutely perfect match. She is an Aquarius. I feel so taken away by these overwhelming emotions she is bringing to my heart. Can I be sure about her or should I be reserved?
Sagittarian
Canada
Dear Sagittarian,
I don’t think you have a choice but to feel both overwhelmed and reserved. Because with your Sun conjunct Neptune (permeable) and Venus opposite Saturn (austere), this is your nature! But I still think I can help by offering an outside perspective, which is always valuable to Sagittarius. So here goes:
You can be sure of nothing! Especially now when there is great drama in the sky affecting all of us – and anyone who purports to be able to tell you how it’s all going to come out can be considered to be confused.
Particularly in your case – a double Sagittarian with a Gemini rising – you are in the middle of a massive Uranus transit – which translates as, you are in a period where things can and will happen very quickly and when you least expect them. Like this gal you met!
Being as she is an Aquarian, she is acting as an agent of the universe and your best tack would be to learn all you can. She is here to liberate you, I can tell you that. So should you be scared?
Well you know what? Doesn’t matter what I say! You will be scared, it’s your nature. But the fact is, over the next couple years your life is going to change in ways you never imagined possible. And after it’s changed it will change and change again and there is nothing you can do to stop so best adapt your attitude, because this you can do!
You can take this as an adventure… a trip to places you have never been before. Sadge loves travel and can “go native” fast – so this is something else you can fall back on. And the native this time is an Aquarian! And people fare very well during Uranus transits if they do like the Aquarians do… so by all means attend this gal’s party! And your fear?
Sorry, man. It’s part and parcel of who you are, so as they say… “Feel your fear and do it anyway.” And your emotion? Just consider yourself “vitally alive”. And considering the alternative, you see that you’re looking pretty good, yes? You are.
Good luck.
~~
Have a question? Need advice? Ask here!
Interested in a personal consultation? Click here for more info…
Get A Consultation
Schedule a consultation by phone
Schedule a consultation by email
Read what clients have said about usThanks, we look forward to working with you! :-) - Elsa P
Order a Report
Order a Transit Report
Order a Solar Return Report
Order a Relationship Composite Report
Order both relationship reports, save 10%
Order a Lunar Return ReportHeads Up from Elsa P!
Sign up below to get my free weekly email newsletter covering the astrology of the next week. I send this email out every Thursday.
Recent Blog Comments
- debdeb: Amazing.
- daisy: I have a jupiter sun and a saturn moon. I have mastered bullet #...
- Kashmiri: "Once you have your problem scaled, Saturn comes in to have you ...
- Kenji: I find that I persevere with my first house Saturn, and make use...
- music4am: You're very welcome Elsa, Angie
- mistyoga: I'd say Sun. You are absolutely Authentic.
- Cyress723: I am just coming out of the worst 5 years of my life, I was help...







