The other day I was talking to the soldier as he navigated to some place in some state, I don’t even remember which. He gets stressed in large cities having spent his life in the woods and he’s got GPS but it’s fallible. It is downright flawed in places and you never know which places so if I am around I track him on a google map when he gets into odd places so he doesn’t end up in Bum Fuk. Sometimes we’re both calm but other times we get that frenetic energy going.

“Exit 142! Take it!”

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“Yeah, some guy was yelling at me on the cb,” the soldier said.

ËœWhat was his problem?” I asked.

“Oh, he wanted me to go faster. I don’t know why. He can either go around or he can wait because I’m sure as hell not going to roll my truck over for his benefit or convenience.”

One time someone asked the soldier if he could go down an off-ramp any slower and he said, “Well yeah. I could stop if you’d like…”

“Yeah, I don’t blame you,” I said. “Don’t roll the truck, let him go around.”

“Well he didn’t want to do that. He’d rather yell at me and I was just waiting for him to say, let’s pull over. Because I’d have pulled over as soon as soon he said it and got out of my truck.”

“Yeah?”

“Yeah. And I’d have said, you thought I was going to be some fat trucker with my crack sticking out but instead I am a lethal killer and you’re going to get it now you piece of…”

Peels of laughter.

Retrograde Mars in Cancer is setting off the soldier’s Mars, Mercury. Saturn T-square (as well as our synastric grand cross) and this really isn’t funny because it’s phenomenally dangerous except for the fact that it is…

Yesterday he was rolling down the road, in a flat bed this and one of the straps that was holding the load snapped (having been sliced by jiggling sharp-edged metal).

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Mars in aspect to Saturn feels responsible to beat someone up. It’s er… “the right thing.”

“So I get in the fuel line and there is a truck in front of me,” the soldier explained. “Place is packed, trucks everywhere all trying to fuel. So this guy in front of me… guess what he does?”

“What?”

“He puts fuel in his truck, with me waiting to fuel next and then instead of pulling his truck out away from the fuel island so other trucks can go, he gets out, locks his truck and goes into the store,’ he said.

(swearing below the break)

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