Saturn is in Virgo… Communication tips from the Goat who got them from the Goat(s).

I have a lot of clients on the fence about a relationship right now, they are primarily, Piscean. It’s because Saturn has been retrograde in the opposite sign, Virgo so while they feel pressured to “do the right thing”, they have not been able to comply because they’ve not been able discern what the right thing is.
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Stumbling on a few things today… they might help some of you. These things come up in conversation or in consultations and I realize they have wide application.

For one thing, it is emerging that it’s very helpful to think in terms of “generations” when it comes to coping with and assimilating the meaning of Pluto changing signs. Pluto is considered a generational planet. The Pluto in Leo generation, Pluto in Virgo generation… Pluto in Scorpio generation, etc.

I mentioned the other day that babies being born now with Pluto in Capricorn have a very different flavor then those born with Pluto in Sagittarius. With Pluto in Sagittarius the collective was very upbeat. Everything, up, up, up! The stock market goes where? Up! The gross ticket sales for a movie? Up! Book sales (er… Harry Potter) – UP! Federal deficit? UP! Up, up, up and up and babies born during this time carry this energy (this optimism) subconsciously. So what about the babies being born now?
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Tips from the goat..

Today I got 3 tips. I got a tip in my tip jar for doing nothing different then I did yesterday, people suggested I sell t-shirts that say, “I have Libra and I can’t decide” and satori told me I should write a book on how to keep a man happy.

I have to say, I feel pretty damned good and weren’t we going to have a happy blog once a week or so?  Something light fare?  Well this is it.

Jupiter is opposing the Sun and Venus in Cancer so tell us something happy.  Maybe even boast a little… while it’s still legal, ha ha ha.

Tell us something happy before they come tell us that laughing makes you fat, it causes cancer, it makes you smoke and further, it creates problems for the depressed so stop it already you lousy not PC bastard!!!

What good thing happened to you today?

Now on the (Vidroid) concept of patience in relationships, I want to relate my own experience because I was telling a friend about this the other night in an attempt to support her attempt to keep a relationship with a man together as opposed to allowing it to fail.

I explained that in 2003 when I first got in contact with the soldier… well he was something else. He hit me with all his Special Forces stories for one thing but besides that he was just a pissed off human being.  And he was LOUD!

Continue reading Love Tips From Taurus… Elaborating On The Patience Theme – 1/2 A Chance Or No Chance At All?

So here is my other love tip from Taurus, this one I got off, Vidroid.

Vid’s best friend is an Aquarian boy who dumps him every 8-10 days. The boys were in the same class and spent the afternoon and early evenings at one house or the other at least 5 times a week but then every once in awhile, Vid would go to school and find his friend no longer interested.

The rejection would be hard and fast and always, always unexpected. The kid would tell him, “I don’t like you anymore,” and then turn and take off to ignore him and play with other kids.  Vid would be devastated. This happened 3 or 4 times. Each time the ignoring would go on for 3 or 4 days and Mom started to get pissed off.
Continue reading Love Tips From Taurus – How Long A Rope Do You Offer Your Friends Or Your Lover?

I am not sure I came across in the last blog so I am going to try again.

The soldier is extending himself. He is stretching because I am effusive and he is regular so he does not think I necessarily understand that he is content and he is right. I do not understand so basically he’s put his mind to how he might remedy this and he’s decided to try to learn this new language.

It’s a gesture like my learning to cook his home food and the main thing I see is people won’t do this. They will extend themselves if and only if the other person does x,y,z, proves a,b and c and love just does not thrive in that environment.

“If he would do this, then I would do that…”

Just do the damned thing!
Continue reading Love Tips From Taurus… Now Tips From Venus Neptune

This is strange love but it’s very smart. I am posting this because I am inundated right now with people who are trying to make their relationships work and last (at long last). I figure someone can use these tips… this one and the other one I have on my mind for tomorrow. I got these tips from Venus-ruled Taureans who by all rights ought to know something about love.

A couple days ago the soldier told me something like this… “I really love living with you.”

I turned around and looked at him quizzically because it’s not how he talks.  “What?” I asked.  “You love what?”

“I love living here with you, Elsa.”

I stared at him just completely flummoxed.   ”I don’t understand. Why do you..? That doesn’t sound like you.”

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