From 2008 – What, No Pie? Pluto In Capricorn Means, “The inflated, grandiose figure is done like blue eyeshadow…”
Astrology in real life
I wrote this in 2008 as Pluto was going into Capricorn. I think it’s played out and Pluto won’t leave Capricorn until the end of 2024.
donederin asked on Thriving With Pluto In Capricorn regarding the transition from Pluto in Sagittarius to Capricorn:
So, does anybody have any concrete ideas about how they plan to accept and move forward? I’d love to hear.
1 Minute Astrology: Saturn Transits – How Do I Know I Am On The Right Path?
Astrology in real life

Defending Your Relationship From The Other Woman – Hints And Tips
Astrology in real life
uzmi writes on Defending Your Relationship From The Other Woman:
“I definitely agree, you have to defend your relationship. but I’d love examples because I’m not quite sure what works best to prevent such attacks. Is it body language, glares, what exactly? All hints & tips please! what do you do when women blatantly look a man up & down, short of violence? …not that I’m averse to that but cant always get away with it .”
uzmi, there are women who get cheated on repeatedly and women who are never cheated on. This is not accidental. It starts with your choice of man, I’d say. If you choose a man with a history of cheating, chances are he’s going to cheat on you as well.
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1 Minute Astrology: Making Yourself Miserable In Love And Relationship
Saturn in Libra!
Simple way to improve your relationships of all kinds!
1 Minute Astrology – “He’s Not That Into You?” So What! Save Yourself Some Grief!
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The Chicken and the Egg by The Virgo Avenger
Just a male Virgo’s point of view; # Twenty-Six
When I was 16 I got a job working at a chicken ranch with a friend of mine. It was what seemed at the time, to be a great low skill level, low effort, after school job.
The lady that owned the ranch was I think somewhere in her 50′s, she had a few gray streaks, wore jeans and a flannel shirt, and could hit a lizard from 10 feet away with her chewing tobacco, (very impressive).
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1 Minute Astrology: Use Astrology To Protect Yourself From A Nasty Co-worker
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Tips For Saturn In Libra: Learning About Balance, Oppositions And Getting Along
Related – 1 minute astrology video: I Hate Scorpios, Aquarians and Some Other Lousy Signs Too
When people first get into astrology they make statements like, “I hate Virgos” or “I love Sagittarians”. Invariably they run into a Virgo they like and a Sagittarian they don’t like and this resolves itself.
If they continue to study and watch their life unfold, it become apparent we all carry and contain the energy of the signs and planets. I may have a packed 8th house but I am detached about something as I have Uranus in my chart somewhere, and Aquarius ruling one my houses.
In reality, I am detached about a lot of things, I just don’t advertise it. I don’t put it in my press kit just like someone who hates Virgo may tend to devalue mental process… even though their ability to make such a statement is Mercurial.
Continue reading Tips For Saturn In Libra: Learning About Balance, Oppositions And Getting Along
Frugal Tips For A Bad Economy… Please Contribute
Pluto In Capricorn / Saturn in Virgo tips!
From April 2009. Deserves a rerun because I have something to add.
I have T-Mobile as a carrier for my cell phone. The last time I replaced my phone I paid full price rather than extend my contract.
I have been happy with them. They have that @home service which allows unlimited calls at from home or other T-Mobile hotspots for $10 additional a month so it’s been a very good deal but I got an even better deal.
Continue reading Frugal Tips For A Bad Economy… Please Contribute
Practice Makes Perfect… Mars Mercury Mouth Breaks Loose
Astrology in real life
This came up in a consultation. Sometimes, some people have problems and challenges so intense they have simply got to raise their bar sky high and perform like geniuses. They just don’t have the luxury of bullshitting around, spending a year or two or three mulling things or doing what I call, masturbating because in fact they’ve got real crisis.
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