Tanya writes:

“I remember when I set the appointment. I was in a new room, new city, surrounded by boxes and no friends to speak of. I didn’t know what to expect or what direction I was moving. So I threw some dice and called an astrologer– Elsa P. She prompted me to have faith in the coming year. She didn’t bullshit me that I’d ‘find true love’, or ‘soar against all odds’. She talked straight and quick to the point. Elsa used the time I gave her like a surgeon would on a patient who had no time for medical pampering. It was surgery. In one 15-minute conversation she managed to gift me with a working concept of what I’d sought my entire life. True faith. Regardless of the outcome of some Saturn Crush or Pluto Clean-Out, regardless of what I would lose or gain, I could find contentment if I kept the faith. It was more than I can repay her in words. Anyone who speaks to her for 15 minutes would know this– I can’t imagine the benefits of the wisdom she could impart to you in an hour. She’s a true homegrown astro-philosopher who will get right into your core and shine light into every dusty nook that you’ve been putting off cleaning for years. Summed up in a sentence? She could give a sewer rat hope. Thanks Elsa!”

Thanks, Tanya!

AP writes:

You got me thinking the right way, I had myself in so many knots I couldn’t have handled it as well as I think I did without a good dose of healthy, strong, direct, calling a spade a bloody shovel (that’s a compliment where I’m from by the way ) Elsa-style plain talking. You’ve got a proper talent. Thanks for sharing some of it with me.”

Thanks, AP!

ES writes:

“Thank YOU.  You are amazingly insightful and really great at what you do.  You have helped me beyond words.  So thank you from the bottom of my heart.  It is pretty amazing how short and precisely to the point you are as you shed light on things with great insight and ease.  You really have a gift.”

Thanks, ES!

PJ writes:

“Elsa can see things you can’t, and can locate the heart and the soul of the matter and direct you there with compassion where others maybe, if they’re lucky, could get you somewhere near the ballpark.  On a good day. With a map. Much gratitude.”

Thanks, PJ!

CG writes:

I’m writing a belated thank you for your time and energy and thoughtful consideration during our two recent phone consultations.

Your insights, findings and recommendations were clear and relevant to the pressing issues at hand. You readily accommodated my lack of a strong background in astrological terminology and lexicon which helped me focus in on the root of the matter.

Words are wholly inadequate to express my gratitude for your help. It’s not in my nature to reveal such raw fear and vulnerability. Calling you was extraordinarily hard and your genuine desire to address not my frailty or distress–but the core root causes and possibilities was an enormous relief.

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MM writes:

“Thank you for the spot on advice and for the stitch in my side. You have the rare and invaluable ability to show me the brass tacks, get me to swallow them while making me laugh. Then, afterward, I thank you for the pleasure.

The insight and honesty you provide is amazing and beyond helpful. I have two fantastic, uber qualified, and amazing psychologists that I love and who have saved my life. But they do not have what you have. You have that flash of insight or intuition, that knowing, that no training can provide AND you have the balls to use it kindly and for good. Thank you.”

Thanks, MM!

DB writes

“I’ve worked with Elsa over the long haul. I was a stubborn commitment phobe and I can honestly say that through Elsa’s patient, consistent advice, I have managed to turn my life around and I am happier than ever! I was chasing something and insisting (to Elsa) that things would go “my way,” but Elsa is wise. She knows a lot about how the world works – relationships, especially. And while I wanted to fight her advice and kept trying to skirt around it, things always came back to the “truth” and she was right. Now, looking back on all the hard work I did with Elsa’s support, I’m so glad that I found her. I’ve read books, I’ve had therapy, I’ve “run away” etc, but Elsa just tells it like it is, no apologies, and that’s really what worked for me in the end! I’m REALLY REALLY grateful for someone to have just been super honest with me (even if it’s not always what I wanted to hear -!) Elsa is life-changing!

Thanks a million times over.”

Thanks, DB!

sg writes:

“I chose to have a reading with Elsa P because I wanted a straight answer about my birth chart. I had a very specific question and hoped to get a clear answer if at all possible. She gave me that and helped me take a direct look at how I was feeling without pushing me in any particular direction. I really appreciate that she helped me see my options while leaving the decision up to me. She pointed out some things I had overlooked and helped me clarify my perspective. I also really appreciated that she only tracks the time it takes her to reply and left some time for me to ask more questions. I didn’t expect that, so it was a pleasant and generous surprise. I really enjoyed my consultation. Thank you so much, Elsa P!”

Thanks, sg!

RH writes:

“Anyone at any level of knowledge of Astrology would benefit greatly from a reading from Elsa. She is simply the best. Lightening fast response time with a deep, profound insight, that gets to the heart of any issue. Compassionate, direct and honest. If you are willing to listen and put the information in play you will be off and running and forever grateful to her…”

Thanks, RH!

XM writes:

If you’re searching for down to earth, practical advice with an uplifting overall tone, have a consult with Elsa P asap! As a Cancer Sun, I was so worried about all the up coming planetary energy especially hitting the Cardinal signs. Elsa helped me to see my personal (chart) options beyond the obvious, which happen to be filled with positive perspectives and expansion in all areas of my life and journey! I HIGHLY recommend and make sure you ask for the recording too.

I absolutely shifted my mindset for the better the minute I hung up from our call. She really helped me to see the Jupiter (and Neptune) life that I deserve. I forget sometimes and get off track.”

Thanks, XM!