“It’s uncanny. You can come to Elsa in pieces and she will glue you back together.
I had a 30 minute consult with her this morning. Â I began the call in tears and ended the call laughing and feeling stronger.
Elsa’s mind and her astrology are so damn sharp. She can sum up complex situations FAST. She helps you shift your perspective FAST.
I am not exaggerating when I say that Elsa was born to do this work! Thank you, Elsa.
Signed,
J.B.”
Thanks, J.B.
Client Testimonial: “Found Some Peace”
Recommendations from clients.
“Hi Elsa, I just wanted to say thank you for the consult you gave my sister several months back. My sister listened to the taped session multiple times throughout the last 5 months as “talks” were underway concerning custody arrangements.  Through all the lies and hurtful accusations, she would listen to your session and stay strong and maintain composure. We have finally seen the
light of day  and my sister has found some peace. At the same time, she has gained confidence and belief in herself that I haven’t seen in years.
She is now a new fan of astrology and uses it daily to guide her.
Thank you for being you”
Thanks, L!

Client Testimonial: “Wise Insight and Compassion”
Recommendations from clients.
“I have been reading Elsa’s blog for several years now because her writing is straight forward, insightful, and enjoyable. There seems to be such a strong uplifting group of people on this blog, which says a lot about the hostess.
I have consulted with her several times when I was going through rough periods of my life. She definitely gets to the heart of issues with wise insight and compassion. She has helped me to see things more clearly and I feel immensely better reading her words. Having Elsa help me understand the hard transitions in my life makes me so thankful that a person like her exists in the world. I feel she that she is such a rare being. Thank you for existing, Elsa!”
Thanks, S!
Client Testimonial: “I Disagreed With Your Interpretation…”
Recommendations from clients.
MJ writes:
“Hello Elsa, I had a reading from you last fall and when I disagreed with your interpretation you laughed and said to just wait and see. I will never forget that moment because I did not see how you could possibly be right! But…I was so wrong and you were so right!
A miracle has happened for me and you were so right about it. It was concerning a very long, difficult relationship I was in. All difficulties have melted and a whole new relationship is taking shape. A man who said he would never change has completely changed and my dream is coming true.”
Thanks, MJ. Happy for you!
Client Testimonial: Straight Forward, No-Nonsense Help
Recommendations from clients.
DP writes:
“Elsa is the astrologer I choose when I need straight forward, no-nonsense help, and need it quickly. She’s always been able to get right to the heart of the matter, and it’s uncanny how she hones in what’s really going on. She then provides some really useful advice.
In one particular situation, her insight and advice gave me the courage to confront a problem I was having deal with in a positive matter.
I really thank her for that, and so thankful that she’s providing this service. Can’t recommend her enough.”
Thanks, DP!
Client Testimonial: “Hone In Like A Missile”
Recommendations from clients
“I had a reading with Elsa today via email. She is so awesome because when I ask for a reading, I pack my questions in like, five or six paragraphs (or even more!) and she can totally get in there and figure out what I need to hear, work on, do and be aware of. I am always amazed at her ability to hone in like a missile and just get it! She doesn’t put up much with the whining but that’s good for me because I tend to play my violin and can’t see the forest for the trees! Thank you Elsa for another excellent reading!”
Thanks, tl!
Client Testimonial: Great Insight
Recommendations from Clients
I asked Satori for a synastry reading to help me navigate my new relationship. She went way beyond the textbook Mars/Venus basics and straight to the heart of the charts. She found karmic indicators and family contexts, and she addressed emotional needs (his and mine) and how each partner would/could feed the other… as well as some potential challenges to keep in mind. I ended up with a substantial amount of meaty material I can work with and apply to this relationship as it grows. And as a student of astrology, I learned quite a bit, too.
She shared her interpretation with humor, realism, intelligence and sensitivity, and I thoroughly enjoyed the exchange. Whether you’re well versed in the stellar arts or not all that familiar with how it all works, Satori can provide great insight into whatever condition your condition is in. Five stars.
Thanks, SR!
Client Testimonial: Nitty-Gritty, Complex Question
Recommendations from clients
E writes:
“Twice, I’ve gotten readings from Elsa and both times, she responded very quickly. Her answers were very to-the-point, especially the second time when I asked a very complex question. She is good at the nitty-gritty, psychological tangled relationship stuff! I recommend her for help sorting out difficult issues and aid in seeing things you can’t see on your own.”
Thanks, E!
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