I have a strong Saturn Neptune signature in my chart and am very aware of time being a strange concept. For example, if a woman is waiting for a man to call, the days are like years but on the man’s end, he probably marking time very differently.

Continue reading Time Moves At Various Speeds For Various People At Various Times

This is from 2008. Prior to the Astro Dispatch there was something called The Top 10 Astrology News.  I worked on the site for two years, making a tremendous investment only to wake up one morning and find the site gone. My work (Saturn) had disappeared (Neptune).

I was pissed and disoriented. That lasted a couple days and then I went into a sort of stress mode when people (other astrologers) started emailing. “Where is the Top 10?”

Continue reading Getting Drunk Over My Disappering Work and A Poll Regarding Crimes Of Passion

Driving my husband to work this morning, he asked if I saw the look on my son’s friend, Quirky Aquarian’s face when, Vid asked him a question with an obvious answer. The answer was only obvious if you were, Quirky though.  Quirky is Mexican and the question was along the lines of, have you ever eaten a tamale?

“He looked at him like, are you kidding me?”

Continue reading How Readily Can You Imagine Another Person’s Reality And/Or See Their Side?

I often think people on the blog are completely unreasonable. They are here because I have a personality and then they run into my personality and they freak.

I think the perception is very skewed when you can deny 15,000 post I have written and latch on to 1 or 2 or even 10 that stick in your craw because for some reason I stepped on your toe.  To me this is like focusing on a raindrop in a downpour, I don’t even know how it is managed.

When I have a day when many complain, it’s akin to the tide going out. I find myself washed up on the beach like an old boot, sitting there wondering what the hell. This happens several times a week.

Continue reading Morphing Reality, My Sense Of Self Worth… And Yours

I work with a lot of people who deal with Neptune in various ways. Perhaps their strength and confidence comes and goes. I told one gal that when I was feeling punky, I could throw a video up here and let my hologram stand in. I happen to feel great today but I could be circling the drain and feeling horrific, put this talking head up here and people would or could look at that it leaving reality (Saturn) obscured (Neptune).

This illustration has broad application. I am always talking about discerning information that comes in and you can see just how easy it is to trick and manipulate… everything / anything. It’s like throwing up a shiny penny. People look at it and the person who threw the coin can act while people are distracted, even if the action is as innocuous as going to sleep.

Continue reading 1 Minute Astrology – Elsa P, The Hologram – Reality Obscured – Tricks And Manipulation

Today my husband was talking about the inevitably of us growing old and becoming diseased.  Stark, I know but in whatever case, I don’t seem to care about either.

He has certain things he wants to achieve before he is old and diseased.  He wants to wind up in certain conditions when he is at this stage and is willing to work… to do anything to have it be that way.

The clear message is that if he fails to set up these conditions, he will feel his life to be degraded and my reality is in stark contrast.

Continue reading Old And Diseased

From the boards – Are You Psychic About Your Life?

I wrote:

“…I walked away from my childhood home when I was 15 years old, wearing a sundress and a pair of rubber sandals that cost 33 cents (3 for $1). I did not have a dime… or a purse for that matter. I left on impulse too. No planning, not a stitch.

I literally wanted to go and 3 minutes later I left and I KNEW I would make it. I had a back up plan (die) but I really knew I would be able to pull it off and I did…”

Continue reading Saturn In Astrology: What Is The Nature Of Your Fear?

I am sure I have written more than anyone on the planet about Saturn Neptune but not lately.  When I say, “Saturn Neptune” I mean Saturn in Pisces, Saturn in the 12th, Neptune in Capricorn or the 10th or the two planets in aspect. I have a strong Saturn Neptune signature and if you want to read about this you can click the tag and find 100 posts on the topic and this will be another one.
Continue reading Burden? What Burden?

From 2007:

“We’re opposites, P”,  my husband said.

“You think that? I don’t really think that. I think we’re very similar. How are we opposites?”

“Oh, well you’re abstract. And I’m… I don’t know the word for it. I’m scientifically-based I guess you’d say.”

“Oh.”

“Yeah. I’m a scientist and you are a spiritual person.”

I didn’t say anything because I thought he had it backwards. But then again…?

Are you abstract or scientific?
Are you sure?

In honor of all the planets in Pisces – here’s a (Neptune) tick to cure addiction…

While I love it, if I eat sugar I become desperately depressed. It puts in a state of despair. Over these last few days I have been talking about baking cookies for the soldier and some emailed me to ask how I was managing to make all these cookies but not eat them.

It was an excellent question because I love cookie dough, specifically and I had a quick answer that represented what I think is one of the smartest ideas I have ever had in my life.
Continue reading Curing Addiction Via Astrology: Might Be The Smartest Thing You Have Ever Read On This Blog…