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Eventually your number comes up: A story to illustrate how Saturn works in real life. A tale of a slow learner, related to Tempting Fate – I was lucky I didn’t kill anyone.
Astrology in Real Life…
I was reading John’s blog about his bad experiences with law enforcement…. they are terrible! My experiences with police are all very good but I am very aware others are not so lucky.
For example one time my stepbrother and I got in some trouble. We were both teenagers and frankly, I was the one who committed the crime that attracted the cop’s attention (I stole a twinkie).
But in the end, they wound up driving me home (stopping on the way so I could dump my little bag of pot in a dumpster), while they took him to jail, stopping on the way to beat the hell out of him and break his (coke bottle) glasses… he was legally blind.
Saturn is very well placed in my chart and I wonder if there is a correlation here.
What are your experiences with law enforcement? What does Saturn look like in your chart?
Astrology in Real Life…
As reported on Astro*Cocktail:
Cops To Hit Streets To Tackle Lunar-tic Drunks, by Louise Acford for The Argus
“Extra police will be put on the streets during full moons after officers found a link between violent crime and the lunar cycle.
Inspector Andy Parr, of Sussex Police, was investigating external factors which affect people’s behaviour when he discovered the link.
He said: “I compared a graph of full moons and a graph of last year’s violent crimes and there is a trend.”
Astrology in Real Life…
It been years but I used to take a yoga class at the gym. It was okay for awhile but as the Pluto transit (to my Sun at the time) came in, I slowly fell to the back of the class and eventually I left all together. I was pretty sure at the time that the instructor, a man in his late 70′s was going to cry no tears over my disappearance. I was sure he didn’t like me though I had no idea why. I am highly valued by most instructors in this type setting because I bring a lot of energy to an exercise class.
But I figured my energy to be somewhat incongruent with yoga, even though I have been doing it since I was born… thank you, Henry. I have the Libra balance thing going and I have control of my Capricorn body but still, let’s face it. I am a fast car, racing all the time. I am always revved up so I could see how my presence could be distracting to a class if you are wanting to create something more… sacred?
But it turns out this guy is pervert! ::smiles:: Who knew! He was found out today when a reliable source told me of his hijinks… apparently he is hot on the tail of some gal in her 40′s (he is now 81). He puts her hands on her in class… constantly directs the classes attention to her, fawns over her and apparently she is a weak boundary sort, so she pretty much just winces.
He has also wheedled her phone number out of her (she is married) calls her constantly and asked her if she would not come over and pose on the hood of his new car!
Now my pal, who is this other gal’s pal is a gorgeous vital woman in her 50′s though you’ve never suspect her age. She is freaking attractive and she is also quite shockingly, a retired cop with a 30 year career.
This does not stop her from being sweet and pretty. She also knits and crochets and sews and cooks for her husband. But today? Today she went off and what a treat.
“She complained to the management about this but they did nothing,” she said. “And she finally gave up and just quit the class. And this is not my fight but if it was I’d have taken it a lot further. I say, let’s take him out back and beat the shit out of him, then put HIM on the hood of his car!”
I laughed. Yeah, Mars is in Aries, babe. Look out!
Seen Mars in Aries out there? Tell us!
Read more about Saturn Neptune… “It’s a Hall Of Mirrors And We’re All In It”
I got a speeding ticket the other day. I got pulled over by this big ol’ cop. Very studly but with an attitude. He meant to mock me, I think. But in a way that was funny. He sidled on up to my car with his hand on his belt like some kind of 6’4″ Texan.
“I guess you didn’t know we was the Po-Leece when you did this and this and this,” he said smugly, as if he’d just busted the notorious criminal of the decade. I shot him my best Thelma and Louise grin.
“Actually, no. I wasn’t trying to get away with something. I’m having a super terrific day, so I’m out driving happily and I was completely oblivious (Neptune) to the police (Saturn). But now here you are,” I said brightly.
“I’m sorry I’m going to have to ruin your day with a speeding ticket.”
“Oh, go right ahead. There are much worse things,” I said, smiling. “I can’t imagine I could care any less about getting a ticket because really, I am feeling very good and days don’t get much better than this.”
He didn’t talk to me after that. He probably thought I was crazy.
Keep reading -> Who Am I Again? Neptune on The Midheaven
Thanks for the great comments on the NCGR evil blog. I’m not sure I have some sort of comprehensive understanding of this subject. I do know I used to be very naÆ’
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