Mothers Day Martyr: Pisces Moon
“What is it, babe? You know I can’t get done what I need to get done if you’re hanging around mooning.”
–My Inner Bitch
The Moon is in Pisces for Mothers Day. My girls love to go to the mall and I abhor it. All week I’ve put them off and yesterday I said, “Look, I’ll take you tomorrow,” subtext, “Just get off my case about it!” Well it’s tomorrow and their patience is at an end. They let me sleep in, brought me milk and scones and let me finish my coffee but now they’re hanging around giving me scathing glances. I was deep in the middle of belting out the Tammi Terrell part of “You’re All I Need To Get By” when I was interrupted by “Are you ready to go?”
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Double Rainbow Update: Confirmed! Neptune Conjunct Moon
What does it Meme
A couple months ago, I wrote to Paul Vasquez, the guy who saw the Double Rainbow, and asked him if I could take a look at his chart.
You can check out my previous article here – “What Does It Meme?”
He didn’t have an exact birth time and gave me a round about guess. Anyway, as a result of his sudden fame, he has had to travel quite a bit and had to obtain a copy of his birth certificate. He contacted me recently with the correct time. So, here it is, the official Yosemitebear chart. Transits for July 4th, the day his video exploded are included. You can click on the chart for a larger version.
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Who Did The Good Thing? Scorpio / 8th House Mashed With Neptune
Astrology in real life
Today I got tip from a client because she pulled a big coup in her life. She said it was me not her who did the good thing and I had to laugh because I have done this same thing.
Some months ago I had some “push” or uptick in business and I told HQ and the Mechanic that it was because one of the readers here. I gave this gal total credit and had not a thought otherwise so I was stunned when the Mechanic wrote back to say very politely that I may be overstating her contribution. Huh?
I realized he had a point. The 8000 posts on this blog probably have a lot to do with why people hire me but that does not mean I did not get an energetic push from this gal because I believe I did.
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The Soldier and P and John Wayne’s Movie, “The Green Berets”: Moon Conjunct Neptune In Scorpio – Spider Senses
Catch up here -> The Soldier and P… and John Wayne’s Movie, “The Green Berets”
“Okay, so these people keep on getting killed,” I said in regards to the movie. “How come they keep stepping in these traps?”
“Well that’s what happens. The traps are there, the mines are there and people step in them.”
“But you don’t.”
“No, I never did.”
“Well have you ever thought about why that is? How come all these people get caught in these traps but you did not? I just wonder about this. People are getting jacked up left and right. They’re getting killed and they’re getting maimed and here you go walk around these booby traps and you don’t do it short term. For a decade you manage to step over or around the traps. For more than a decade! You were going on 2 decades of stepping around traps that other people step into. 16 years of avoidance so how do you think you did that? I want to know how you managed that,” I said. Continue reading The Soldier and P and John Wayne’s Movie, “The Green Berets”: Moon Conjunct Neptune In Scorpio – Spider Senses
Astrology and Psychic Ability: 8th House Moon Conjunct Neptune in Scorpio In Real Life
Astrology in real life…
I was standing outside the motel room door fumbling to get the key in the door, balancing cups of coffee when it opened suddenly, there’s the soldier.
“How did you know I was here?” I asked, startled.
“Sometimes I know things.”
“I was stumbling out there.”
“I could feel you stumbling out there.”
“Oh.”
Do you ever know things?
The Soldier On His Psychic Abilities And Experiences
Astrology in Real Life
The soldier and I on the phone. He’s a Pisces rising, Moon Neptune conjunct in Scorpio in the 8th house:
“Well, P, I have no control. I can’t control it all, believe me I’ve tried. People are always wanting me to try to see things for them because they know I can do this but it doesn’t work that way and it never has. I’ve been doing this since I was 7 years old you know.” Continue reading The Soldier On His Psychic Abilities And Experiences
Moon Neptune Conjunct in Scorpio Leaking Sex All Over The Place
Astrology in Real Life…
This weekend with the soldier…
“Yet another gay boy,” I said, referring to the man in the Mexican restaurant where we got takeout, obviously attracted to the soldier. “It’s uncanny.”
“It is uncanny,” he said. “I don’t understand it.”
“Well you know how you always tell me your brother has women crawling on him, all his life.” Continue reading Moon Neptune Conjunct in Scorpio Leaking Sex All Over The Place
Dharmaruci, DR in my vernacular has asked several times about the soldier’s strong Neptunian signature. He wonders how it plays and here’s a sample of that.
As the back story, I used to sing him the Siamese Cat song from Lady In The Tramp when we were kids. Goes like this:
We are Siamese if you please
We are Siamese if you don’t please
We are from a residence of Siam
There is no finer cat than I am
That last line I would sing with great flourish even though I sing horribly and he’d roll off the bed wiping tears from laughing at me. I used to sing that song all the time. This is one of his strongest memories from that time so with that in mind, last night he calls me…
“Yeah, I was going to have some of that chicken you made for me, P. I was going to make a chicken sandwich but then this pregnant kitty came along and I thought, oh look. That could be, P.”
I laughed.
“Yeah. I thought, that could be P all right and she was hissing at me too. A pregnant cat hissing right at me and looking at my chicken,” he said. “She was eyein’ it. Staring right at my chicken and hissing right in my face. And I thought, is that you, P? Ahhh, that could P.”
“Cause I hiss at you?”
“Yeah, sometimes. Sometimes you hiss at me. But anyway, here’s this hissing kitty who is pregnant. And she’s eyeing my chicken and I know she wants me to give it to her. She wants my chicken for sure.”
I laughed.
‘So what the hell. I gave it to her. I just handed it right to her in case it was you, even thought I though I knew it was probably not you.”
“She take it?’
“Oh yeah. She took my chicken, she ate it and then she just hung out and hissed at me some more. Cute little kitty, too. She looked just like you.”
“I’m glad you fed her.”
“Of course I fed her. She was pregnant. She was a mama, P just like you.”
Moon Conjunct Neptune And The Desire To Merge
Astrology in Real Life
You know how you hear Moon Neptune wants to merge… and Scorpio exchanges energy? Well here is the soldier’s Moon Neptune in Scorpio talking. It does not get more textbook than this.
“You in my business yet, P?”
I laughed.
“I’m just checking. You know back when we were in Charlotte when we first met up?”
“Yeah.”
“You asked me if I wanted you to give you some space and I couldn’t believe it. The last thing in the world I want from you is space.”
“Yeah. Well you told me you didn’t like people in you body space so I thought this would be smart. I was trying to be considerate of you and respectful.”
“Well I don’t like people in my space, that’s true. I hate people to get in my space but you’re not people. You’re someone I love and I want to be as close to you as I can get. I would like to have you with me just as close as you can get to me at all times. Matter of fact, I wouldn’t mind it if we were Siamese twins. Yep. As far as I’m concerned, we could be Siamese twins for all of eternity and that would suit me just fine except for it’s not long enough. Eternity is too short for us, P.”
“You like to plug in.”
“To you? Yep.”
“Okay, so do I. And we can do it but you know we’re going to get kicked back into the world. Right back out there to land on our heads in pain of wake up.”
“Yeah, damn it.”
Compassion And Psychic Ability – Standard Issue For Moon Conjunct Neptune
Astrology in Real Life…
The soldier’s Moon Neptune conjunction in fine form…
“P, remember when you were at the Fleetwood Mac concert when you were a kid?” (It’s in my book)
“I do.”
“You were lonely,” he said, yelling into the phone because it’s loud where he’s at.
“YEAH?” I yelled in the middle of the grocery store. “YEAH, WHAT ABOUT IT?” Continue reading Compassion And Psychic Ability – Standard Issue For Moon Conjunct Neptune
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