My Dinner Date With A Cancer Man

January 27th, 2012 @ 10:07 am by Elsa

Astrology in real life

cancer foodOne time, I went on a date with a double Cancer man. Cancer = home, family, roots, food.

He took me to dinner at a restaurant that was somebody’s converted home. All during dinner he told me about the family that had lived there. He told me their names, and detailed histories with dates of various happenings. He outlined the whole family tree.
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1 Minute Astrology: Dating Sagittarius Men or Women

February 9th, 2011 @ 9:07 am by Elsa

1 minute astrology

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Jupiter In Aries: Tribute To MEN!

January 18th, 2011 @ 11:06 am by Elsa

Astrology in real life

By April this year we’ll have 5-6 planets in Aries, the whole month long. There can be no denying it, MEN are coming back into vogue.  To celebrate, I thought I’d start this thread where we can throw up examples and tell stories (Jupiter) about men (Aries). Here my offering.

This is a video with men talking about men, (re)acting like men, singing like men, dressing like men and calling themselves, The Highwaymen. Watch this and tell me it’s not attractive. I especially like that there are no women on the stage and listen to Johnny Cash. Waylon is a TRAILBLAZER. Not a cowering bone in that body.

Your turn!


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Astrology-Based Advice: How Do I Get My Scorpio Man To Open Up

August 6th, 2010 @ 8:05 am by Elsa

Hi Elsa,

I’ve been seeing my Scorpio boyfriend for almost a year. As a Scorpio myself, I’m used to getting in peoples’ heads fairly easy… but he’s a tough nut to crack. All his friends tell me he’s crazy about me, and I believe that – but why doesn’t he talk to me about real issues? I am the kind of person who needs a deeper emotional connection, so it’s very upsetting to me to find out he is opening up to all these other people besides me. And to be honest, he rarely says he loves me or gives me a compliment.

Every time I try to talk to him about all this, he freaks out. But I really need for him to reach out to me. Sometimes I feel as though my feelings and emotional needs aren’t important to him. I love him a great deal and I would love to take this relationship to an even deeper level. But if he’s not opening up because he doesn’t want to be with me or doesn’t feel this is long-term… then I feel I have the right to know.

How do I get him to open up?

Help!
Scorpio Lover

scorpio ashtrayDear Scorpio Lover,

Forget about manipulating Scorpio! I don’t think you’re going to get this guy to do anything. WYSIWYG. Think, What You See Is What You Get, because this is the deal but it doesn’t mean you have to go hungry.

You can solve some of this if you go deeper yourself. For example, what do you care what he says and doesn’t say? What does he doooooooooo? Most particularly, how does he screeeeeeew? Does he share his energy? Is there a deep and meaningful sexual exchange? Because this is how Scorpio loves and communicates. Beneath the surface.

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Astrology, Men And Mars: Does Your Dog Hunt? Are You Brave? Heroic? Are You Tactical?

July 18th, 2010 @ 6:54 am by Elsa

Commenting on the comments…

mars attacksFrom 2007 – CK asks: “What do you consider a weak Mars?”

CK – Great question! Mars is a warrior and I would say that strong warrior wins the battle. In the case of that anecdote, the man wants a woman. A man with a strong Mars would get the woman! He would figure it out. He would do whatever it took. This man is not going to get what he wants and it’s because his Mars is weak.

Astrologically, Mars is best placed in Aries, Scorpio or Capricorn. Mars in Aries acts. If this man had Mars in Aries he’d have made a beeline the moment he saw me. He’d have been dashing and he’d of conquered.

Mars in Scorpio is more covert. Mars in Scorpio would observe the prey, unnoticed to suss out how best to engage and sure as hell wouldn’t be discussing this in the locker room! When they did surface and make themselves known they would know more about me than I could possibly imagine which I would love, of course. You get the idea.
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From 2007: Are Men Jackals? Mars Energy In Nature – POLL

March 28th, 2009 @ 10:01 am by Elsa

Ask the collective

barracksIt’s no secret I am fascinated with the secret lives of men. Any woman who moves into a male barracks or goes undercover as a gay man is not messing around on this front. I am even scoping when I take my son to the skateboard park. Yes, I know girls ride skateboards however I have yet to see one at this park on a weekday afternoon so I am able to observe the boys in their habitat and I do. (has swearing) Continue reading From 2007: Are Men Jackals? Mars Energy In Nature – POLL



Voice Of Mars: Men And The Art Flirting, Teasing And So Forth

February 26th, 2009 @ 6:09 am by Elsa

Astrology in real life

The soldier and I were talking about the comments on What’s a Married Man To Do When A Woman Flirts With Him?.

“They’re wild,” I said. “The women seem to think the men like being teased. That they enjoy it.”

“Men hate being teased,” he said. “Men want to get some.”
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Astrology And Mars: Our Ineffectual Society And The Feminization Of Men

February 9th, 2009 @ 5:17 pm by Elsa

Astrology in real life

mars attacksBack from court today, nothing ever gets done. It occurs to me that ‘effective” is out / frowned up and ineffectual rules the day.

Astrologically this would be seen via the denial of Mars (raw male energy). I am talking about the feminization of men. I am talking about the idea everyone in the class gets a trophy, no need to compete! I made that video stating I would shoot anyone who came into my house dead on the spot and people were appalled. Apparently what is in vogue is to lie down for the rapist?
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shoesless-joe.jpgsatori (a Pisces) writes:

When life throws you Virgo– and you’re feeling averse to actual work– read advice lists.

I’ve just discovered a new guilty pleasure:  the lists at men’s health dot com.  Oh, the laugh out loud, squirmy goodness of it all, and not ecause they’re wrong either.  There was one particular passage prefacing a list of what not to say to women that may live on my desktop forever:  “Women freak out. Often at you. Often for no discernible reason.”

There are bits where men give advice and ones where women give advice. As far as can tell they can all be replaced by advice from the movie Field of Dreams:

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