scale.jpgThis is entertainment from 2008. Hit the links at the bottom of each post and be amused at my husband in public…

“More gym problems , P.”

“Oh no!  What happened this time?”

“Well I was going to weigh my fat ass and there was another guy with a fat ass on the scale in front of me. I was standing there in a towel waiting to see just how fat my fat ass was and this other bastard wouldn’t get off the scale!”

“No? Well what was he doing there?” (swearing below the break)

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How to Handle a Mars Pluto Transit (For Wimps Like Me)

March 28th, 2011 @ 6:15 pm by moonpluto

Transits in transit…

Mars ScorpioSo I’m recovering from my Mars Pluto opposition, with Mars as the transiting planet. Just a few days really, a few really intense days. Here’s how I got through it: the key for me was to steer the energy and let it out little by little, release it, and without making it bigger. For example, I listened to music that would make me move or walk faster, but avoided music that would make me feel over-excited or violent. The Pixies, for example, were a perfect choice, but Sonic Youth, on the other hand, was just too yang. I’m sure it’s different for everyone. A good symphony probably would have worked too.
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Filtering Content (And Deluding Yourself) Is Dangerous

March 10th, 2011 @ 10:01 am by Elsa

My eye on the sky

This is from the boards on the Political Majority thread.  The idea there is it seems to me that most consider themselves to be part of the majority at point.  They feel they are part of the “sleeping giant” or the “silent majority”.

I wrote:

It’s really easy to filter and delude yourself. For example, I LOVE twitter.  But I can easily filter content so all the streams I read are from people who agree with me.  I think this is a dangerous thing to do, at this point.  Dangerous due all the Aries on the way…

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Aries Schools Libra

February 25th, 2011 @ 7:25 am by Elsa

Astrology in real life.

This post will seem harsh to many but I offer it because we’ve got the stellium in Aries set to oppose Saturn in Libra and I think this has value. It’s worth mentioning that Mars and Mercury will be part of the Aries stellium, opposing my natal Mars Mercury conjunction Libra. It’s a safe bet, my lessons will be pointed.

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Vicious Attack: Who Can Forget?

February 2nd, 2011 @ 2:42 pm by Elsa

Astrology in real life

Once upon a time, another astrologer came on the blog and launched a vicious attack on one of the regulars. It was the astrologer’s first post here and a total blood-letting.

I was online at the time, as was the attacker and the attacked so this all happened in real time. I tried to mediate for about 3 minutes before it became obvious these women were both out to kill, at which point, I deleted comments that made up the exchange and blocked the astrologer.

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I started talking about this conversation I had with my Yoga teacher and someone else over noodles the other day. You can catch up here.

So, anyway… The other girl starts telling us about her therapy session.

“I’m going to see a counselor about my issues with my horn.”

Continue reading Saturn Conjunct Mars, Jupiter in Capricorn, The French Horn and Self Flagellation by Nota



Mars And The Moon: Physical Or Emotional Pain by Satori

December 29th, 2010 @ 1:31 pm by Satori

“Oh you can set yourself into a bonfire and we’ll break out the marshmallows and the weenies but you ain’t gonna be on News at Eleven.”
–Harry Callahan, The Dead Pool

Fight ClubYesterday I got the flu shot. My cousin has the flu and wound up in the hospital ICU with nearly total paralysis. My mother was freaking out and applied extreme pressure on me to get the vaccine. I don’t usually get the shot. I rely on my normally strong immune system and prophylaxis, hand-washing, cleaning and avoidance. I allow my mother to schedule flu shots for the kids as they’ve never had bad reactions to vaccines and I figure the risks weigh out on the plus side for their overall health.
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Venting Anger – MARS!

December 27th, 2010 @ 11:08 am by Elsa

Astrology in real life

mars fire destructionThis post is a PS to the Bridezillas post where I acknowledged I have various skittish behaviors.

My husband and I were talking over Christmas and one thing that came up was my tendency to get pissed off, (irrationally so) in certain circumstances.   The main scenario that sets me off is when his schedule gets out of whack which throws my schedule out of whack.

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Astrology, Mars And Training To Win!

December 18th, 2010 @ 3:09 pm by Elsa

Astrology in real life

I talk sometimes about how effort trumps aptitude.  There is many a gifted kid out there who is outperformed by a child with less talent who tries hard.

I also talk about how your skills degrade if you don’t use them. All skills are like this.  If you’re a weightlifter and you quit lifting weights for a year, those weights are going to be very heavy when you try to pick them back up.  I read charts every day, 7 days a week.  I am on top this stuff.
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Dixie’s Daily Tarot, November 3, 2010: Game Over

November 3rd, 2010 @ 5:03 am by Dixie

Astrology Meets Tarot

tower-tarotThere’s that point of no return in every situation, where circumstances have progressed beyond repair. Maybe it’s an affair in a marriage, a crumbling business, a disintegrating friendship or a loved one’s illness progressed beyond expectation of recovery. Whatever the specifics, it’s clear there’s no coming back. Whether this is a bad thing or a good thing to you matters very little, because spinning potential outcomes is no longer an option. Adjustment and acceptance is all you’ve got, so best make the most of it.

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