jackals“So do you think men are jackals?” I asked satori.

“Yes.”

“Me too. I have never met a man in my life that did not at one point see a hole he wanted to put his dick in and do whatever it took to conquer.”

“Me either.”

“Yeah, they may not do it all the time. They may be sleeping but a sleeping jackal is still a jackal.”

“Sleeping, or maybe he’s not hungry,” she said.

I snorted. “Not hungry. Yeah, that’s even better. He gets hungry, he’s going to act.”



Astrology, Testosterone and Mars Energy In Nature: Are Women Jackals Too?

March 30th, 2009 @ 4:04 pm by Elsa

Ask the collective…

marsFor the 57% of you who think men are jackals, do you think women are jackals too?

In other words is jackal-like behavior a function of Mars energy which we all have? Or is it an effect of a higher level of testosterone in men?

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From 2007: Are Men Jackals? Mars Energy In Nature – POLL

March 28th, 2009 @ 10:01 am by Elsa

Ask the collective

barracksIt’s no secret I am fascinated with the secret lives of men. Any woman who moves into a male barracks or goes undercover as a gay man is not messing around on this front. I am even scoping when I take my son to the skateboard park. Yes, I know girls ride skateboards however I have yet to see one at this park on a weekday afternoon so I am able to observe the boys in their habitat and I do. (has swearing) Continue reading From 2007: Are Men Jackals? Mars Energy In Nature – POLL



Nick Lowe – All Men Are Liars: Aries Speaks!

September 23rd, 2007 @ 6:21 pm by Elsa

Astrology in Real Life

Not only are all men jackals… they are also liars!

Enjoy Nick Lowe, aka The Jesus Of Cool.

Sun Mars in Aries, Venus in Pisces… Aquarius Moon. Ha ha ha!



Saturn In Aspect To Mars – There Is An Upside You Know

August 4th, 2007 @ 2:38 pm by Elsa

Astrology in Real Life…

box cutterMars in aspect to Saturn is widely considered one of the worst aspects to find in a chart. Here’s it’s upside. This is the soldier and I talking awhile back. He has Saturn in aspect to Mars.

“Do you ever feel scared of me?” he asked. “You know. Afraid.”

I could tell he was serious so I stopped to think. ‘No. No, I’ve never been scared of you.” I paused to think some more. “No, not ever. Not once have I ever been afraid of you. No I am not afraid and I never have been, why? Why are you asking me this?” Continue reading Saturn In Aspect To Mars – There Is An Upside You Know



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