Capricorn Sense of Humor
“I trust no one, not even myself.”
–Josef Stalin, Capricorn
Capricorn humor is often overlooked. For one thing they’re pretty discerning about when humor is appropriate. Sometimes their dry wit is dismissed as something else because it’s so keen and neat. Jim Carrey is a Capricorn. While his famous brand of humor is not subtle, he does possess an undercurrent of subtle intelligence and control as well as overblown corn and physical humor. Stalin was a Capricorn.* Nixon was a Capricorn. These are men not known for their wit, but look below the surface and you will find many accounts of their understated humor.
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Moon Jupiter And Humor
“I’m sorry, you’ll have to speak a little louder, Bert! I can’t hear you! I have a banana in my ear!”
–Ernie, Sesame Street
The Full Moon today was on my older daughter’s Moon Jupiter in the 12th house. I don’t see any apparent effect but she’s in good spirits. Having a buoyant heart and good humor is one of the benefits of Moon Jupiter. An emotionally buoyant nature often has the side of effect of producing a good sense of humor, a goofy sense of humor. All the three of my kids have it, the conjunction, the quincunx and the square. They got it from their father.
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Virgo Moon And Jupiter: Grammar Humor
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know”
–Groucho Marx
My mother is an English and History teacher so I was brought up to appreciate good writing and good grammar. By appreciate I also mean to get humor out of bad writing and bad grammar. My favorite literary gaffe is the misplaced modifier. A misplaced modifier is a word or phrase describing something but not placed in correct proximity to the subject it is meant to describe, changing the meaning of the sentence in ways that can be hilarious. One such example is, “The following are tips to protect women from the police department.”
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Pisces Mercury Sense Of Humor: “Uterus In Aries”
“I wanna rock and roll all night… and part of every day.”
–One of My Friends, misheard lyrics
I saw that as a topic on the boards and thought, “ah yes, I have Uterus in Capricorn,” with a corresponding “tee hee.” Of course, that wasn’t what it actually said. Whenever you have Neptune involved with your senses (Mercury) perception can be a little foggy. There are a lot of components to humor, but I think that Mercury placement is a part of that. I have Pisces Mercury and I tend to misperceive things initially in a way I find personally hilarious. My Mercury is pretty well-supported so it’s just a moment of snortishness, nothing debilitating. My Capricorn Moon in sextile immediately pokes me, “something about that doesn’t feel right; look again.”
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Loonsounds Astro Humor: Dating ‘Round The Zodiac: Sign By Sign
Astro Humor by Loonsounds – Enjoy!
Loonsounds writes:
Lets say you are hanging out with someone new, and you don’t know anything about their chart yet. Here are some tips to help you see what their main sign-energy might be. These tidbits of information may also clue you in to the fact that he/she may not be living up to the highest potential of their sign energy. Maybe you won’t run off right away, but if you see these “signs”‘of ‘signs’, you might want to give that running thing some serious consideration after all.
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Advice From Pisces: satori On “The Moon in Virgo is besieged, caught between Saturn and Mars.”
Advice From Pisces
satori (a Pisces) writes:
When life throws you Virgo– and you’re feeling averse to actual work– read advice lists.
I’ve just discovered a new guilty pleasure: the lists at men’s health dot com. Oh, the laugh out loud, squirmy goodness of it all, and not ecause they’re wrong either. There was one particular passage prefacing a list of what not to say to women that may live on my desktop forever: “Women freak out. Often at you. Often for no discernible reason.”
There are bits where men give advice and ones where women give advice. As far as can tell they can all be replaced by advice from the movie Field of Dreams:
Loonsounds Astro-Humor: Dumping Your Lover Around The Zodiac
Loonsounds last time ->How To Get Rid Of The Riff-Raff ‘Round The Zodiac
Loonsounds writes:
Is your lover really gone for good?
Dumped by an Aries You find yourself alone, standing amidst blowing dust and flecks, strips of black tire tracks, heavy gasoline fumes, and very little else. Slowly, slowly, the sound of the roaring engine recedes, thundering silence taking its place.
Dumped by Taurus You offer extravagant food, they say they’ve lost their appetite and when you turn away from them in bed, they just turn away from you in the opposite direction (instead of poking you with their horns). Taurus: Either they’re all over you, or they’re gone.
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Gemini Hell – Part Six: How It Played
This is a true story, you can catch up here:
Part One – Elsa P And Her Hero, Billy: The Collision
Eventually Billy’s friends stumbled in and Billy was visibly encouraged. He was falling down hard and apparently he thought things would turnaround at this point. Back in control, he stood up and gallantly offered me his hand. I stood and he escorted me, swishing of course, to the back of the venue to meet his friends.
Oh brother.
Shock!
Horror!
This was NOT a group of people you dress for.
Billy’s friends were disgusting and that did it. All the sudden I was pissed off. I knew it wasn’t justified, but what’s that got to do with anything?
Not only was I pissed, I started to pout too. Poor Billy. Let’s see here.
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Gemini Hell – Part Five: The Convergence
This is a true story, you can catch up here:
Part One – Elsa P And Her Hero, Billy: The Collision
The Convergence
In the car I looked over at Billy. He was smiling and I wondered if he were a pure fool. Did he actually think he was going to pull this off? I wanted to laugh but instead I winked at him to stuff a chuckle and then smiled and touched my tongue to the corner of my bottom lip to hot him up.
He smiled his appreciation and laughed, thank God because I laughed with him and I sorely needed the release. I thought about Allen Funt and Candid Camera as we headed downtown.
Well, it got bad and it got bad fairly immediately. This was no time lapse slo-mo situation where there is initial hope before things deteriorate.
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Gemini Hell – Part Four – Three Lives And What Does One Wear To A Slaughter?
This is a true story, you can catch up here:
Part One – Elsa P And Her Hero, Billy: The Collision
Three Lives
So Billy was Daddy’s Catholic son. Lets call that Life #1. And am I Catholic? Well, no. No I’m not.
Billy’s friends were going to be at the show as well. Their lives revolved around this music and the whole retro scene. The coming of this specific artist was an event that they wouldn’t miss.
It’s really too bad Billy forgot they were all dopers, huh? They were cokeheads, specifically. So was Billy when he was with him – I’d find out eventually and that right there would be life #2.
Daddy and I were both sober in all ways, so Billy was gonna have a big night here, don’t you think?
I was Life #3. Billy’s deal with me was pure Leo Theater. He was the dashing Prince and I was the bauble on his arm. I was testament to his masculinity and his status as “King of The Jungle” and Daddy?
Well Daddy was a Leo as well. Not that there was a fight for the throne going on or anything.
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