How does the ruler of your chart affect your choice of hairstyle? Who is more likely to style their hair daily?

Well we know the Leo loves their mane. Long hair is a staple for the Leo or a hairstyle that stands out and speaks for them. A Leo says a lot with their hair and takes great pride in it. I’ve simplified before and said that Leo either wears their hair very short or very long but braids are not out of the question for a Leo or any other hairstyle that calls attention to them. The Lion loves their mane.

Continue reading Astrology And Hairstyle by Annalisa

With Venus in Leo (hair) in aspect to Neptune, I suffer beyond all imagination due my hair. I am confused by my hair, disabled by it – I could go on and on.

Now I am supposed to be making astrology videos but I just don’t want to have my hair (Leo) filmed (Neptune) because I imagine (Neptune) it looks bad. Now I am told by my lover (Venus) that my hair looks good, but he may be deceiving me (Neptune) or confused himself (Neptune).

Now I could just go look in the mirror and see how my hair looks except for when I look in the mirror I see all kinds of distortions and if you wonder what I mean – well…

4 days ago, I thought my hair looked like Gilda Radner’s.

The next day, when I went to Back To School Night, I was convinced I looked like Rita Moreno in West Wide Story for which I thanked God (Neptune) for the delusion (Neptune).

Last night, the soldier was watching a Youtube video of Jethro Tull which caused me to exclaim, “There! That’s what my hair looks like!”

Now obviously I am not going to film myself with what I believe is Jethro Tull hair (or Michael Brady of the Brady Bunch hair which I have also had before) but then I pull up these old videos and I don’t know what I am worried about because my hair looks like hell in half of them anyway! What was I thinking when I filmed them, hmm?

Don’t worry, I get the plot. My hair is irrelevant if only it was.

“I can’t leave the house,” I told the soldier. “I have figured it out, my hair looks like Gilda Radner’s.”

“Your hair does not look like Gilda. P, your have grew 1/32 of an inch and you say this stuff.”

“Gilda.”

“Well what about mine?” he said regarding his new “high and tight“. “I look like an Onion Head. Pull an onion up out of the ground, turn it upside down and this is what you’ve got.”

I snorted because he does sort of look like a onion…head.

“I look like Porky Pig,” he added.

I laughed my head off.

This is what happens when you’re old. Really, there is very little than can be done or we’d do it.  And now we’re off to the gym to be seen and ran from I suppose.

I am not too happy about being so distracted and/or disturbed courtesy Pluto’s transit to my Moon, I have barely been able to acknowledge Venus’s presence in Leo… in other words, let’s talk about my shiny hair! Even when it try, it come out like this…

“Did you see this hair?” I shouted to the soldier as I passed by the bathroom mirror. “Oh my God, it’s the biggest hair ever. I don’t think it’s okay to have hair this big these days. Big Italian hair.”

“Don’t you cut it, P!”

I walked into the bedroom to face him. “Does this hair scare you?” I asked in usual challenge.

“P, you scare the hell out of me but it’s not your hair that does it. It other parts of you that are scary, your hair is fine.”

See what I mean?

I do not lie about my hair! My hair is a shade lighter… all you hairdressers around here know what I mean.

And with Venus in Capricorn, here is a tip from the goat re: aging well:

You must lighten your hair as you get older or you will look like hell… period.

There. I can’t be any plainer.

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“P, why did you have to go and get your hair dyed blonde? You know I like your hair dark. Who are you trying to attract besides me?”

“I am not going to look like fool just because you are a fool, okay? I am getting old, I am aging, eventually I am going to flop all over the place and you’re just going to have to stand it. It will just be too bad for you.”

“P, you’re killin’ me. Why do you do this to me, P? Why must you have blonde hair? What have those tofu-eating bastards out there done to you? I want an Italian and I don’t want a blonde Italian.”

“I am sorry (says Libra) but you are screwed (says Mars).”

Speaking of being disabled by hair – Poor, poor Venus in Leo. People date your hair, I swear they do. Taurus also resists change…mightily.

“What are you doing today?” the soldier asked.

“Hair cut. I am getting a hair cut.”

“P, noooooo! No, no, no, you don’t need a hair cut.”

“Getting one, I said. “Not going to be a mangy mutt.”

Continue reading I’m Not The Only One Disabled By My Hair

About my astrology video “uniform” a pal picked up on the military theme and it is true. With Mars Mercury in the 9th house, my mission is to communicate / broadcast and obviously I do not want to be bogged down. It was my friend, Claire France Perez  who reminded me all that Mars needs is his boots! No extraneous crap. No girly bags for chrissakes.

seekingzen writes:

“I was wondering about the shirts, too! That’s cheating! I want to see the real wardrobe! ”

Continue reading It Ain’t Easy Being A Soldier Disabled By Her Hair But I Manage

Now I know we have a lot of hairdressers that read so this one is for you:

Astrology: Cutting Your Hair By The Phases Of The Moon by Karen Marie Shelton with Danielle Dupre

“… I personally have spent over 20+ years experimenting with the moon and recording the results. I have no doubt in my mind that using the phases of the Moon for growing your hair works. I have personally used the theory and have experienced measurable results…”

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